My bathroom smells like straight up open asshole

1. 2019-06-08 at 3:07 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Folks, I can't this shit much longer.
2. 2019-06-08 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #2
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I dread the call of nature.
3. 2019-06-08 at 3:09 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Folks, I can't this shit much longer.

   
   Can't take this shit much longer.
4. 2019-06-08 at 3:16 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I can't wait to go home tho, not gonna lie.
   
   My mom's house is actually not bad. I used to throw massive house parties up in there before they kicked me right out.
   
   We had a hot tub and shit.
   
   Currently reminiscing about the time a chick started stroking me off under water at 5 am after a long ass party.
   
   Real shit.
5. 2019-06-08 at 3:17 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   She's a lesbian now.
   
   I doubt the two events are related, but felt like pointing it out.
6. 2019-06-08 at 3:23 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Buy some potted flowers with full fragrances and set them up in there.
7. 2019-06-08 at 3:42 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Get a motel man. I recommend Extended Stay America, or any cheap motel in a bad neighborhood, those are so romantic.
   
   Nothing like smoking a cig on the balcony of a smoking room you paid $40 for a single night and contemplating life and the drugs awaiting you on the other side of the cheap sliding glass door and ugly tan curtains.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • WellHung