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What brings a hot young gal, all alone, to the bar at 2 in the afternoon?

  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She's sitting just three seats over, and it feels like I'm among literal royalty.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    trying to score meth
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    Technologist victim of incest
    It’s Friday, she just got off work, and wants a drink.
  4. #4
    HTS highlight reel
    Alcoholism, same as anyone else.
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  5. #5
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    She wants a man.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Finger finger finger
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  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    ask her, not us... Did you?👍
  8. #8
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    She left after one drink.

    She shoulda slid on over and put her hand on my cock, as is customary in my culture.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    straight edge.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks She left after one drink.

    She shoulda slid on over and put her hand on my cock, as is customary in my culture.

    Wow. If you ever see her again be sure to tell her how rude she is.

    Also, I suggest taking mash's advice of finger finger finger.
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  11. #11
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG finger finger finger.

    I'm 200% finger.
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  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    keratinize my mild tasting blossom...fuckin lanny...lol
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    do this to her insides

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  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    dude got mad skillz
  15. #15
    Sit at the bar and nis is this what people do at the bar by themselves serious question
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  16. #16
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietYellow Sit at the bar and nis is this what people do at the bar by themselves serious question

    You're just mad there's not a clock on your hat.
  17. #17
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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    TELL ME
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietYellow TELL ME

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  20. #20
    Go talk to her
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