While taking a dump, I got up between a drop of ant to go get my coffee on the kitchen counter...

1. 2019-06-07 at 10:40 AM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   And a mushy pile of excrement fell from between my ass cheeks onto the floor. Thank goodness I'm leaving shortly and housekeeping is coming today.
   
   *a drop event*
2. 2019-06-07 at 10:43 AM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I've done that but by that I mean gotten up from a shit to go get something from the kitchen. I can confidently admit I've never dropped a piece of poop from my butt while doing so. Haha
3. 2019-06-07 at 10:44 AM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I've done that but by that I mean gotten up from a shit to go get something from the kitchen. I can confidently admit I've never dropped a piece of poop from my butt while doing so. Haha

   
   👍 you tell better stories than I do
4. 2019-06-07 at 11:08 AM UTC

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5. 2019-06-07 at 11:20 AM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole
   its cute how u post y'all.
6. 2019-06-07 at 11:29 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Why is your rectum so loose?