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  1. #1
    Admin African Astronaut
    If I ripped a loud one while in a meeting at work and then pointed to a co-worker with a big smirk on my face, do you think I'd get in Barney?
  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Admin Barney?

  3. #3
    Admin African Astronaut
    ∆No. Barney. Barney Ruble. Trouble! Come on man.
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  4. #4
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Admin ∆No. Barney. Barney Ruble. Trouble! Come on man.

    Lmao.

    Are you cockney?
  5. #5
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Lmao.

    Are you cockney?

    Maybe.
  6. #6
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks

    I hate you
    You hate me
    Lets get together and kill barney
    With knife to his stomach and a bullet to his head
    Now hes purple now hes dead
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  7. #7
    Octavian motherfucker
    The last job I worked in someone shit all up the toilet walls. Real nasty. They had this big meeting asking whoever it was to own up so they could "help" them, hahahaha. What a fucking joke, they would have got sacked immediately.
  8. #8
    Shrooms Houston
    Originally posted by Octavian The last job I worked in someone shit all up the toilet walls. Real nasty. They had this big meeting asking whoever it was to own up so they could "help" them, hahahaha. What a fucking joke, they would have got sacked immediately.

    how nasty?
  9. #9
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Shrooms how nasty?

    ?
  10. #10
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian The last job I worked in someone shit all up the toilet walls. Real nasty. They had this big meeting asking whoever it was to own up so they could "help" them, hahahaha. What a fucking joke, they would have got sacked immediately.

    Did anyone ever admit to it?
  11. #11
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Admin Did anyone ever admit to it?

    Obviously not but I would have LOVED to find out. What was going through their mind etc. I've never thought, "yeah, I'd like to take a watery shit and smear it up the work walls".

    Pure savage. Would be shocked more if it was a girl.

  12. #12
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Obviously not but I would have LOVED to find out. What was going through their mind etc. I've never thought, "yeah, I'd like to take a watery shit and smear it up the work walls".

    Pure savage. Would be shocked more if it was a girl.


    Did you ever consider that management just made it up for some purpose? Maybe to get people to blame eachother. Or maybe a manager did it...
  13. #13
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Admin Did you ever consider that management just made it up for some purpose? Maybe to get people to blame eachother. Or maybe a manager did it…

    The company would sack anyone for the slightest thing when the budget was tight but yeah that's plausible, I never thought of that. The managers looked beyond disgusted in the meeting, more traumatized.

    I thought it was quite funny but had to contain my laugh.
  14. #14
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian The company would sack anyone for the slightest thing when the budget was tight but yeah that's plausible, I never thought of that. The managers looked beyond disgusted in the meeting, more traumatized.

    I thought it was quite funny but had to contain my laugh.

    A manager at the call center I work at busted into tears during a meeting. Something about personal problems. Which is strange because she always is smiling and seems happy but she's clearly obese. I'm starting to wonder how many of my coworkers are just faking their call-center-happiness, almost all of them look unhealthy...
  15. #15
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Admin A manager at the call center I work at busted into tears during a meeting. Something about personal problems. Which is strange because she always is smiling and seems happy but she's clearly obese. I'm starting to wonder how many of my coworkers are just faking their call-center-happiness, almost all of them look unhealthy…

    I've got gyno and early stages of liver cirrhosis. Believe me, everyone has fucking problems painted over with a smile.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Don't know if it does anything but it can't hurt to get a food and drink it all the time on Chinese news
  17. #17
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian I've got gyno and early stages of liver cirrhosis. Believe me, everyone has fucking problems painted over with a smile.

    gyno?
  18. #18
    Octavian motherfucker
    Breasticle lump from slamming steroids years ago. Some estrogen blockers will reverse it.
  19. #19
    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian I've got gyno and early stages of liver cirrhosis. Believe me, everyone has fucking problems painted over with a smile.

    Not everyone though.
  20. #20
    Octavian motherfucker
    Suck a dick a faggit
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