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Do any you guys have an extra car I can have?

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    Like one that's not old and is actually decent?
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    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Actor Like one that's not old and is actually decent?

    try the used car lot
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You want a free car? Gas station m8. Hang in the front until you see the car you want and the person leave it running while they go inside to pay. Take car. Find identical make model and year (or as close as possible) and swap the plates.

    Enjoy your new car.
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    Originally posted by mmQ You want a free car? Gas station m8. Hang in the front until you see the car you want and the person leave it running while they go inside to pay. Take car. Find identical make model and year (or as close as possible) and swap the plates.

    Enjoy your new car.

    One thing you didn't think of, what if u get caught?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Actor One thing you didn't think of, what if u get caught?

    Well I'd suggest taking a bus to a town maybe 25+ miles away and getting the car there and driving it back home. I once stole a van, drove it to my buddy's place 400 miles away, hung out with him for a few weeks, van broke down, abandoned it, stole another car and drove it home (free gas and gos along the way) and drove it around for the next several months. Your only risk of getting caught is by getting in an accident. Most people don't pay attention to their own plates so swapping them is a good idea. If your new plates get ran it would just come up as the vehicle of the other owner and look legit, and for that to even happen you'd have to have the unfortunate luck of a cop being behind you and randomly running your plates. It's pretty foolproof, as dumb as it may sound.
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    Lol yeah i know I even have stolen a car one time randomly it was retarded but I wasn't caught. Also you can't just drive around a stolen car all the time for months in the same city even if you switched the plates with an identical car.
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    Also lol @ you causually driving around stolen cars all the time.

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Actor Lol yeah i know I even have stolen a car one time randomly it was retarded but I wasn't caught. Also you can't just drive around a stolen car all the time for months in the same city even if you switched the plates with an identical car.

    That's why I said steal it from a different city. When a vehicle is stolen I have to assume that they don't put out a state-wide alert to be on the lookout, especially in a larger city where vehicles get stolen every day. It's like finding a needle in a haystack.

    I'm tellin' ya man, you even get to choose your car. It's a pretty sweet deal. As long as you're not just joy riding around town all day long you run a very low risk of getting caught. Use it sparingly to go where you need to go. You'll be totally fine. I can't even remember the last time a squad car pulled up behind me, and again, with swapped plates it would just come up as a normal registered vehicle. This is one plan of mine that I've actually done with success and so can confirm it's validity.

    TEE-HEE
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    well, you might wanna invest in a radio signal detector if your gonna keep doing that tho. lowjack etc getting more popular.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    True. Ideally an older less flashy car would be the way to go. I've had my own vehicle for a long time now, I'm just throwing it out there as a suggestion for you or anyone who might be desperate at some point, though everyone here is probably smart enough to figure this out themselves.
  11. #11
    I sold my vehicle for heroin.
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    MQ is a no good fucking scumbag. The world would be better off without him, he's done so much harm to others. All he does is take and weigh others down, burden everyone with his toxic existence.
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  13. #13
    He may have stolen a few cars in his day but hes still alright.
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    bling bling Dark Matter
    i will cut youre brake
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    Originally posted by Malice MQ is a no good fucking scumbag. The world would be better off without him, he's done so much harm to others. All he does is take and weigh others down, burden everyone with his toxic existence.

    Fuck you Malice :( mr. I LIKE TURTLES gets this rant and I don't? you fucking cunt.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Malice MQ is a no good fucking scumbag. The world would be better off without him, he's done so much harm to others. All he does is take and weigh others down, burden everyone with his toxic existence.



    Oh Malice. You're so smart and insightful.
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    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice MQ is a no good fucking scumbag. The world would be better off without him, he's done so much harm to others. All he does is take and weigh others down, burden everyone with his toxic existence.

    ad hominem
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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by cerakote ad hominem

    Of course, that was a personal attack, not an attempt at a genuine argument.
  19. #19
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Of course, that was a personal attack, not an attempt at a genuine argument.

    I was just making sure that you recognized that. Good to see we are at an understanding

    have a pleasant evening
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Malice Of course, that was a personal attack, not an attempt at a genuine argument.

    Rightfully so because you have no argument.

    Are you referring to the me of 12 years ago? Are you the same person you were 12 years ago? I'd throw out generic insults toward you but I can't say anything that hasn't already been said a hundred times over. I'll admit I find it curious why you have this disdain toward me, when I've never gone out of my way to insult or attack you. I've worked my whole life. I've never been on any sort of welfare, food stamps, gov't assistance. When I'm able, I will go out of my way to help others and genuinely treat people kindly in real life. Do you honestly think I'm really that bad of a person. Who do you think I burden? Who do I weigh down? What about my life is toxic to you or anyone else? What is your motive in these critiques of yours?

    Lastly, do you honestly think you provide more for this world than I do? Tell me your accomplishments. Who have you inspired? What do you bring to the table?

    It's rather clear to me that you see something in me that you dislike about yourself. Projection, as it were. Smoke some more of your pot marijuanas and lighten up you grumplebee cringehouse deluxe.
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