Damn I'm a fat fuck

1. 2019-06-06 at 4:34 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Like, I went out to find help for my flooded apartment issue... And I saw my reflection in public as a result.
   
   I'm literally the fattest motherfucker on the damn planet.
   
   How do I delete the fat?
2. 2019-06-06 at 4:53 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Slice into thin strips amd freeze for later use
3. 2019-06-06 at 4:54 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   not eating helps.
4. 2019-06-06 at 5 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not eating helps.

   
   Helps who? It's kimda selfish to diet or eat healthy tbh because lots of families rely on Kraft salaries k?
5. 2019-06-06 at 5:01 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   African families and shit.
6. 2019-06-06 at 5:02 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Lose weight; starve a nigger.
7. 2019-06-06 at 5:02 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by gadzooks African families and shit.

   
   I don't give a FUCK about shit
8. 2019-06-06 at 5:09 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I'm getting fat too.im trying to work out again.
   
   Wine boxes and pizza don't help but their so good. You fatty butt
9. 2019-06-06 at 5:10 AM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   WEIGHTS?
10. 2019-06-06 at 5:11 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mashlehash WEIGHTS?

    
    Weights can actually make you fatter.
11. 2019-06-06 at 5:12 AM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Weights can actually make you fatter.

    
    You're supposed to lift them not eat them
12. 2019-06-06 at 5:12 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by GGG You're supposed to lift them not eat them

    
    Oh okay
13. 2019-06-06 at 5:39 AM UTC

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    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    ive found what i call "the broken jaw diet" super effective. step 1 sucks tho.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • gadzooks
14. 2019-06-06 at 6:06 AM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Kill yourself
15. 2019-06-06 at 6:07 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Kill yourself

    
    Uh nah
16. 2019-06-06 at 6:13 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    WEIGHT GADZOOKS
17. 2019-06-06 at 7:04 AM UTC

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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    99 niggerc99
18. 2019-06-06 at 8:56 AM UTC

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    blaster master victim of incest
19. 2019-06-06 at 11:10 AM UTC

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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    instead of food, just eat me instead.
20. 2019-06-06 at 11:11 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    aldra Lives in the Northern Territory.