LPT: Contact your lawyer BEFORE committing a crime

1. 2019-06-06 at 4:59 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Most people only call after but if you talk to your lawyer beforehand you can figure out what the best way to commit the crime would be
2. 2019-06-06 at 5 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   I got mine on retainer.
3. 2019-06-06 at 5:01 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by gadzooks I got mine on retainer.

   
   Yeah but you have to take them out before bed so what if you wanna commit a crime in the middle of the night?
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4. 2019-06-06 at 5:04 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by GGG Yeah but you have to take them out before bed so what if you wanna commit a crime in the middle of the night?

   
   I suppose it would be wise to take such things into consideration.
   
   I just make sure I kill every witness, and their entire families, before I retire for the evening.
5. 2019-06-06 at 5:06 AM UTC

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   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Well, you know what they say...
   
   

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6. 2019-06-06 at 5:16 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks I got mine on retainer.

   
   pros get theors on a leash.
7. 2019-06-06 at 5:18 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by GGG Most people only call after but if you talk to your lawyer beforehand you can figure out what the best way to commit the crime would be

   
   a lot of attorneys dont want to give that advice out though. It's a liability
8. 2019-06-06 at 9:19 AM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
9. 2019-06-06 at 9:56 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   contact my cock, §m£ÂgØLn, u filthy rectum ripper.❤
10. 2019-06-06 at 12:42 PM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    lol once when i was twacked out i was SURE i was about to be raided and i called some lawyer and asked him what i should do if that happens, he was probably so irritated but probably gets calls like that all the time
11. 2019-06-06 at 2:14 PM UTC

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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby a lot of attorneys dont want to give that advice out though. It's a liability

    
    Thats the joke nigga
12. 2019-06-06 at 7:31 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by gadzooks I suppose it would be wise to take such things into consideration.
    
    I just make sure I kill every witness, and their entire families, before I retire for the evening.

    
    Holy shit.
    
    It took me an entire day to get the dental reference.
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13. 2019-06-07 at 3:29 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks Holy shit.
    
    It took me an entire day to get the dental reference.

    
    people with imperfect teeths would have it at the top of their minds.