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When your homeboy get out of jail and tap on your window at 5 AM

  1. #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]


    I know I dun mentioned some ratchet niggas coming around my hood as of late, but, my OG homeboy that I known since grade 1 (back in the 80s), just so happens to be of similar ilk...

    But he's a homie, and I can't refuse entry. Random bums and shit are one thing, but when brethren come 'round...

    But now I'm smoking meth and drinking at 7:30 AM. Like damn. I'm tryna fix this shit in my life, but he's basically family. I honestly just guessed he was dead bout a year ago. I'm just happy to see he's still breathing.

    Can you relate?
  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    he's gonna be back to the same degenerate shit soon and you likely won't be as close. people do all kinds of things when they get out of jail. I think he wants to bang you
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Just say NO to homies
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  4. #4
    Originally posted by Sudo he's gonna be back to the same degenerate shit soon and you likely won't be as close. people do all kinds of things when they get out of jail. I think he wants to bang you

    soon? they're already smoking meth and drinking at 7:30 am lmao
  5. #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Damnit... He's gone now. Literally, INTENTIONALLY, back to jail.

    He's gonna breach deliberately because he's working for the "prison postal service" now.

    Like, dude...

    I'm more disappointing in this shit than the drug use, or even the auto theft shit.

    I known this nigga since we was like 7 and playing on monkey bars and shit. Now he's working for the wrong crowd, rectum full of some dumb shit, hopskipping right back into the big house.

    Like, FUCK.

    And now I'm day drinking because:
    1. I'm high on meth, which I rarely do anymore (so it's a lot more involving than it is for habitual users).
    2. I'm worried about him because he's basically family.

    Like, damn.

    My biological siblings might be boring by comparison, but at least they don't put me through this shit.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Sudo he's gonna be back to the same degenerate shit soon and you likely won't be as close. people do all kinds of things when they get out of jail. I think he wants to bang you

    I know that you know this kinda shit.

    I've done some dirt, sure, nothing major, but I've never done anything more than a night in a holding cell.

    So I just don't know how this kinda shit plays out.

    Like, is he done for good?

    He's doing favors for "prison social clubs" (I don't wanna start getting into some shit that can be interpreted as some rat shit), and... I feel like he's just securing his lifelong membership for the prison yard gym facilities, ya know?

    You don't just walk away and sever all ties from doing favors for this kind of people... right?
  7. #7
    what i want to know is why the fuck are you ruining your meth high with alcohol?
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks Damnit… He's gone now. Literally, INTENTIONALLY, back to jail.

    He's gonna breach deliberately because he's working for the "prison postal service" now.

    Like, dude…

    I'm more disappointing in this shit than the drug use, or even the auto theft shit.

    I known this nigga since we was like 7 and playing on monkey bars and shit. Now he's working for the wrong crowd, rectum full of some dumb shit, hopskipping right back into the big house.

    Like, FUCK.

    And now I'm day drinking because:
    1. I'm high on meth, which I rarely do anymore (so it's a lot more involving than it is for habitual users).
    2. I'm worried about him because he's basically family.

    Like, damn.

    My biological siblings might be boring by comparison, but at least they don't put me through this shit.

    go eat a hamburger and drink more and go to sleep lol hehehehe
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III what i want to know is why the fuck are you ruining your meth high with alcohol?

    I'm just a downer (CNS depressant) kinda guy...

    I get a brief euphoria from stimulants (coke/crack, meth, etc), but a few minutes later I feel like absolute shit.

    It's why I was an opiate addict way back when.

    And why I've been an alcoholic for like 15 years.

    Everybody wants to get up, but I just wanna get down, know what I'm sayin'?
  10. #10
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    6 feet is down.

    Just saying.
  11. #11
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by stl1 6 feet is down.

    Just saying.

    Technically true...

    But it's a bit out of my way, quite frankly.
  12. #12
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Six feet under?

    More like suck my dick
  13. #13
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    I can relate, but you don't have to participate.

    I turn down all sorts of drugs all the time in offered. I literally could smoke crack everyday for free if I wanted but Ive never even touched the stuff (way back I snorted blow, but never smoked crack.)

    I just do what I need to be out of pain. Once in a blue moon, I may do enough to feel euphoric for a bit, but that's it. Ive also occasionally had a hard cider, or weird beer if offered. Occasionally, a hit of weed. Even that all is rare though for me. I stick to what I need to survive and that's all.

    I go in enough dangerous, hot areas, I don't need to be getting fucked up and in a more dangerous spot than I already am in near daily.

    Dont get mixed up in his crowd is what I'm saying. Just because he smokes meth and drinks doesn't mean you have to either. You can still open your door to him, just don't participate.
  14. #14
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by gadzooks He's gonna breach deliberately because he's working for the "prison postal service" now….
    I'm more disappointing in this shit…I'm worried about him because he's basically family.

    He's probably disappointed in you. After all he has a job and you don't.
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