2019-05-30 at 4:05 PM UTC
Folks, this Troll Makes posts that are glib.
2019-05-30 at 4:06 PM UTC
The "trolls" here aren't even funny they just think they are
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2019-05-30 at 4:16 PM UTC
I wanna eat some psychedelic mushrooms and stare at your avatar.
2019-05-30 at 4:51 PM UTC
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2019-06-05 at 1:40 AM UTC
trolls aren't real, they're a boomer meme.
trolling isn't meant to be funny to any one but the 'troll'. trolling is when you say things that you don't actually believe for the purpose of bamboozling, extrangering, or confuckulating someone else.
boomers pretend anyone that disagrees with them is 'trolling' (insincere) because they are mentally incapable of being in conflict with other humans.
and i don't fucking lie, ever. you probably think i'm lying about shooting at people. when i was younger, my stepfather woke me up with two shotguns in his hands, (mossberg 590s, one with pistol grip, one with stock) and handed me one and said come on. there were people pulling up to my neigbors property about 150 yards away, with a trailer. our neighbor was the legit weed connect from the reservation, and a construction foreman, and they were fucking with his seperate garage in the complete darkness at 3am. they were robbing him. he told me those are robbers, and that we were gonna fuckin shoot at them till they left. i aimed about 5 feet above where their heads would be, as i saw them there in the distance, and empty the tube at them with 00 buck. this will result in what, a 6 foot spread? at 150 yards? maybe a little less. i guess both shotguns had 5-7 in the tube, and so we fired 10-12 at them, and they fuckin took off. i'll never know if we hit any of them (00 buck is ~.38 pellets, at 150 yards moving probably 900 feet per second), but i have in fact fired a gun at other human beings, and i aimed at them. i didn't just shoot, i aimed at them.
the next day he gave both me and my stepfather a half ounce of lemon kush, and when i say 1/2 ounce i mean one fucking stick. it was bomb. in fact we protected almost 90,000 dollars worth of machinery that could have been stolen.
2019-06-05 at 1:49 AM UTC
also i've shot three alpacas in the heads at point blank range, killed three stray cats with an airgun, and killed a hedgehog with a brick, cut its head off with a pair of scissors, and put it on a spike in my garden to warn the others to stay away from my broccoli and tomatoes. i've killed a mouse from 20 feet by throwing a shoe at it, and when i was a child, i spent several days practicing throwing hammers and then several days on the roof of my house waiting for a cat to come by, because my stepfather said he'd buy me a box of klondike bars for every cat i killed, and all i could find was a hammer, so my plan was to throw a hammer at the cat and then jump down and smash it to death.
