2018-05-27 at 3:52 AM UTC
He is hoping to finally meet a girl...a girl who will take him away from his lonely virtual world.
2018-05-27 at 4:06 AM UTC
He has a Malaysian girlfriend. She's a midget but she sorts his meds for him.
2018-05-27 at 4:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR †
He has a Malaysian girlfriend. She's a midget but she sorts his meds for him.
and I only have to pay her in rice
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2018-05-27 at 4:15 AM UTC
Watching Matt struggle profusely to troll here has sincerely been one of the greatest pleasures of my life.
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2018-05-27 at 7:12 AM UTC
What quality of girlfriend could he get though? Is it worth it?
2018-05-27 at 12:08 PM UTC
no it happened after I raped you
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2018-05-27 at 7:27 PM UTC
Warlock wants to make real life love...not online war.
2018-05-27 at 9:23 PM UTC
I have enough war trying not to hit idiots on the highway who blatenly hook lanes in front of me.
2018-05-28 at 6:26 PM UTC
I'v got dashcam video, Pal!
