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is it illegal to accidentally touch a vagina?

  1. 2015-08-04 at 11:25 PM UTC
    #1
    The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
    haha
  2. 2015-08-04 at 11:30 PM UTC
    #2
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    you touched the walls of your mom's vagina as you were being born. think about that just before you fall asleep.
  3. 2015-08-04 at 11:31 PM UTC
    #3
    The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
    http://ekimkee.blogspot.com/2008/10/tips-to-molest.html
  4. 2015-08-04 at 11:36 PM UTC
    #4
    The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
    hypothetically i may have brushed against someone's pussy when i dropped a pencil one time. wasn't on purpose.

    i still lol heartily that i may have molested someone, legally
  5. 2015-08-05 at 1:59 AM UTC
    #5
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya just like if you fell off a ladder and your penis penetrated a woman by accident.
    It wouldn't be considered rape.
  6. 2015-08-05 at 2 AM UTC
    #6
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Unless you are not a jedi.
  7. 2015-08-05 at 2:32 AM UTC
    #7
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    those molest tips aren't half bad

    those asians are pretty good at that shit

    you should go for it, sploo

    make a name for yourself.
  8. 2015-08-05 at 5:03 AM UTC
    #8
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I see a good buisness card here:

    Sploo
    Molestation consultant
  9. 2015-08-05 at 4:32 PM UTC
    #9
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    The broken english made that article like 5 times better.
  10. 2015-08-05 at 5:54 PM UTC
    #10
    Hewfil1 Houston
    The broken english made that article like 5 times better.


    DUde, read the comments. The very last one. Oh my fucking god.
  11. 2015-08-05 at 6:19 PM UTC
    #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ha. Around 3rd or 4th grade age my buddy and I would go the local public swimming pool and do this very thing by swimming underwater and "accidentally" brushing our hands against girls' asses. It's more exciting than it sounds, trust. Fuck it I'm gonna go do that shit right now for old times sake.
  12. 2015-08-05 at 7:01 PM UTC
    #12
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Ha. Around 3rd or 4th grade age my buddy and I would go the local public swimming pool and do this very thing by swimming underwater and "accidentally" brushing our hands against girls' asses. It's more exciting than it sounds, trust. Fuck it I'm gonna go do that shit right now for old times sake.

    K, don't get arrested.
  13. 2015-08-05 at 7:14 PM UTC
    #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    K, don't get arrested.

    If I do get arrested let's hope it's a female officer who I can have a minor scuffle with before the handcuff part and maybe get a boob touch in or an ass-swipe or both if I'm lucky. That's the plan.
  14. 2015-08-05 at 8:25 PM UTC
    #14
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If I do get arrested let's hope it's a female officer who I can have a minor scuffle with before the handcuff part and maybe get a boob touch in or an ass-swipe or both if I'm lucky. That's the plan.

    Sounds like win.
  15. 2019-06-03 at 1:17 AM UTC
    #15
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 haha

    Yeha
  16. 2019-06-03 at 1:19 AM UTC
    #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I've had my ass grabbed a few times while handcuffed by females, it didn't help the situation. they just said something while after I was cuffed, "better get that cute butt prepped" and slapped my asshole.

    [vidoe]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKqNuefh82E
  17. 2019-06-03 at 1:20 AM UTC
    #17
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I've had my ass grabbed a few times while handcuffed by females, it didn't help the situation. they just said something while after I was cuffed, "better get that cute butt prepped" and slapped my asshole.

    [vidoe]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKqNuefh82E

    How do any of those thing correlate? Are you saying you look like the crypt keeper because you have hepes?

    I think your attempt at a joke kinda backfired on you there, Cho the Rapist.
  18. 2019-06-03 at 1:24 AM UTC
    #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet How do any of those thing correlate? Are you saying you look like the crypt keeper because you have hepes?

    I think your attempt at a joke kinda backfired on you there, Cho the Rapist.

    I think your whyte knight faggotry always backfires. go tend to your fat pig and the 3 other lil ones instead of following me around you loser. go smoke a dab or something

  19. 2019-06-03 at 1:32 AM UTC
    #19
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I think your whyte knight faggotry always backfires. go tend to your fat pig and the 3 other lil ones instead of following me around you loser. go smoke a dab or something


    How do any of those thing correlate? Are you saying you look like the crypt keeper because you have hepes?

    I think your attempt at a joke kinda backfired on you there, Cho the Rapist.
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