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My gf wants to destroy a bird next and break open this robin's egg.

  1. 2019-06-02 at 9:27 PM UTC
    #1
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I quit trimming a bush when I saw the bird and nest and then the birds flew off but I left and when I returned the mommy bird was back and sitting on her egg.
    Now my gf is mad that I am refusing to trim the rest of the bush and instead choosing life.
    She is threatening to feed the birdy to my doggo and now I find myself having to physically defend a baby bird egg from my serial killer gf.
    I told her to go work for KFC if she wants to Joseph Gerbils some birds and now she won't talk to me and locked herself in my room.
    My cough syrup and weed is in there and I need it.
    What do I do?
  2. 2019-06-02 at 9:29 PM UTC
    #2
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Strongly question if she didn't actually just get an abortion is what you do.
  3. 2019-06-02 at 9:33 PM UTC
    #3
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Strongly question if she didn't actually just get an abortion is what you do.

    It was a "spontaneous abortion" according to the discharge papers.
  4. 2019-06-02 at 9:33 PM UTC
    #4
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats It was a "spontaneous abortion" according to the discharge papers.

    I'm just saying maybe she doesn't value life that much.
  5. 2019-06-02 at 9:35 PM UTC
    #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet I'm just saying maybe she doesn't value life that much.

    Do your rotten gums produce halitosis?
  6. 2019-06-02 at 9:36 PM UTC
    #6
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Do your rotten gums produce halitosis?

    Why would my gums be rotten?


    This is why nobody likes you. I'm trying to give you real advice and you go out of your way to be an asshole.
  7. 2019-06-02 at 9:42 PM UTC
    #7
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Why would my gums be rotten?


    This is why nobody likes you. I'm trying to give you real advice and you go out of your way to be an asshole.

    You started it.
  8. 2019-06-02 at 9:58 PM UTC
    #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    lol, Joseph Gerbils, someone must have said that before
  9. 2019-06-02 at 10:09 PM UTC
    #9
    Shrooms Houston
    Shes a faggot
  10. 2019-06-02 at 10:09 PM UTC
    #10
    Shrooms Houston
    Kill it
  11. 2019-06-02 at 10:25 PM UTC
    #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i did "shelly" a favor for you but I wont ever again if she gills it.
  12. 2019-06-02 at 11:23 PM UTC
    #12
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats You started it.

    By literally repeating what you said back to you? You literally started the thread talking about how she has no regard for a living thing.
  13. 2019-06-02 at 11:52 PM UTC
    #13
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    your girlfriend tries to cover you in your own cum then wants to kill bird fetuses

    I think she's trying to tell you she doesn't want to have your baby
  14. 2019-06-03 at 12:04 AM UTC
    #14
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Sudo your girlfriend tries to cover you in your own cum then wants to kill bird fetuses

    I think she's trying to tell you she doesn't want to have your baby

    You made Shell and I laugh a lot out loud.
  15. 2019-06-03 at 12:34 AM UTC
    #15
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My girlfriend and my mom wouldn't quit hounding me about the bush so I am now a bird abortionist.
    The bird was trying to breath and oink it's wings up and down after I broke his egg open under a rock so he could be eaten alive by ants.
  16. 2019-06-03 at 12:39 AM UTC
    #16
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    I wonder if it ever occurred to Fonaplats to just move the fucking nest instead of killing the bird for no reason.
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