Pedo appreciation thread

1. 2019-06-01 at 7:48 PM UTC

   #381
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers A man is just a modified version of a woman with an inverted clit

   
   Faces are different. Then there's that pesky Adam's Apple.
2. 2019-06-01 at 8:01 PM UTC

   #382
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   and they got another rib int they spectral?
   
   
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3. 2019-06-01 at 8:05 PM UTC

   #383
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Narc and they got another rib int they spectral?
   
   
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   The reality there is that God took DNA from Adam's rib to use to create Eve. It's wasn't the whole rib.
4. 2019-06-01 at 8:11 PM UTC

   #384
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The reality there is that God took DNA from Adam's rib to use to create Eve. It's wasn't the whole rib.

   
   as long as bbq sauce was involved who the fuck cares?
   
   
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5. 2019-06-01 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #385
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Eve was a full-grown, adult woman when she was created, but she was only three and a half years old when she ate of the forbidden fruit. Then she and Adam lived on to be about 900 years old when they died. If they hadn't eaten the forbidden fruit, they would have lived forever.
6. 2019-06-01 at 9:04 PM UTC

   #386
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   seems a bit harsh holding a 3 year old kid responsible and then punishing the whole of mankind for her being a greedy little piggy wiggy with a big fat bellywelly.
   
   
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7. 2019-06-02 at 12:22 AM UTC

   #387
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Narc seems a bit harsh holding a 3 year old kid responsible and then punishing the whole of mankind for her being a greedy little piggy wiggy with a big fat bellywelly.
   
   
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   But she was created a perfect human being. She knew full well the difference between right and wrong and made a willful decision.
8. 2019-06-02 at 4:53 AM UTC

   #388
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Eve was a full-grown, adult woman when she was created,

   
   no she wasn't.
   
   she was created as a hairless preteen.
   
   i mean look at her IQ, she had the IQ of a child. would a woman be so easily enticed by a snake, literally or literary one ? no. absolute not.
   
   the bible was very clear on this :
   
   

   And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
   
   15 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
   
   16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

   
   yes. it was only after she ate the apple that she reached puberty and capable of child bearing.
   
   

   17 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
   
   18 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;

   
   clearly this is a reference to all the unsightly pubic hairs adam had to endure from now on.
9. 2019-06-02 at 8:27 AM UTC

   #389
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Fuckin nonces
10. 2019-06-02 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #390
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny would a woman be so easily enticed by a snake, literally or literary one ? no. absolute not.

    
    yes, they are all the time. everyday hoards of women are enticed by the one-eyed trouser snake.
    
    you're wrong again, so stop projecting ya dirty little nonse
    
    
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11. 2019-06-02 at 5:39 PM UTC

    #391
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc yes, they are all the time. everyday hoards of women are enticed by the one-eyed trouser snake.
    
    you're wrong again, so stop projecting ya dirty little nonse
    
    
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    why didnt eve got pregnant before they ate the apple ?
12. 2019-06-02 at 5:54 PM UTC

    #392
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why didnt eve got pregnant before they ate the apple ?

    
    because the author of that story didn't write it that way, obviously.
    
    
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13. 2019-06-02 at 5:57 PM UTC

    #393
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc because the author of that story didn't write it that way, obviously.
    
    
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    could it be possible that it was because she was still a child ?
14. 2019-06-02 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #394
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    just a story, otherwise known as fiction.
    
    
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15. 2019-06-02 at 5:58 PM UTC

    #395
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    which means you can interpret it or rewrite it however you like banny.
    
    
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16. 2019-06-02 at 6:03 PM UTC

    #396
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    will the witness please answer yes or no.
17. 2019-06-02 at 6:32 PM UTC

    #397
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Narc just a story, otherwise known as fiction.
    
    
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    You have zero proof of that. Just your opinion.
18. 2019-06-02 at 6:51 PM UTC

    #398
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You have zero proof of that. Just your opinion.

    
    You have zero proof of that. Just your opinion.
    
    
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19. 2019-06-02 at 6:53 PM UTC

    #399
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Narc You have zero proof of that. Just your opinion.
    
    
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    You have zero proof of zero proof of your opinion being zero proof anything other than zero proof.
20. 2019-06-02 at 6:54 PM UTC

    #400
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You have zero proof of zero proof of your opinion being zero proof anything other than zero proof.

    
    yeah well my zero proof opinion is better than your zero proof opinion.
    
    
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