i asked 4 chicks for their phone number today at super target...

1. 2019-06-01 at 5:52 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   And got brushed off by all 4 of them... one even laughed in my face before she walked away. it was pretty sweet, folks.👍
2. 2019-06-01 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #2
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   I've heard that after bar closings on a Saturday night (actually Sunday morning) at Wal-Mart is a great place to pick up drunk, discarded women.
   
   And...it's Saturday, Mattchew!
3. 2019-06-01 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #3
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   its out of my hands in my mouth with such a pleasant taste
   i need a beer
   to wash it all away without a trace
   and ill drink 23 more to wipe this stupid
   smile
   off
   my
   fuckin
   face
4. 2019-06-01 at 6:02 PM UTC

   #4
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III its out of my hands in my mouth with such a pleasant taste
   i need a beer
   to wash it all away without a trace
   and ill drink 23 more to wipe this stupid
   smile
   off
   my
   fuckin
   face

   
   The author of that song is implying that he likes to drink a case of beer in one sitting.👍
5. 2019-06-01 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #5
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   maybe my friend peter can tell me what to do (i am actually going to see my friend peter in a minute)
6. 2019-06-01 at 6:03 PM UTC

   #6
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
7. 2019-06-01 at 6:05 PM UTC

   #7
   WellHung Black Hole
   Please OG...i need drugs too. I can't take the boredom of sobriety... I'm going insane. Please help me.
8. 2019-06-01 at 6:07 PM UTC

   #8
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   take LSD
9. 2019-06-01 at 6:10 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by WellHung And got brushed off by all 4 of them… one even laughed in my face before she walked away. it was pretty sweet, folks.👍

   
   I would laugh, but you got closer to getting laid than I have today
10. 2019-06-01 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #10
    

    CandyRein Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Please OG…i need drugs too. I can't take the boredom of sobriety… I'm going insane. Please help me.

    
    
    
    😁
    
    🌹
11. 2019-06-01 at 6:17 PM UTC

    #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    i hate u starr... But damn those buds look good.😍
12. 2019-06-01 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Fucks these cartridges I'm going back to smoking flower...it's cheaper and it's the real deal.
13. 2019-06-01 at 6:22 PM UTC

    #13
    

    CandyRein Black Hole
    You love me and you know it 😋
    
    *high five*