saving farts for later

1. 2019-06-01 at 9:48 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   this must be the gassiest day in my whole entire life and im not even cupping them all, how to secure them for later? hurry im losing like 12 an hour
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • GGG
2. 2019-06-01 at 12:01 PM UTC

   #2
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   I'd suggest pickle jars.
3. 2019-06-01 at 12:28 PM UTC

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   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   i agree. not sure what the fuck i ate that has me so gassy but fuck it better shit out today some time. deadly gas here.
4. 2019-06-01 at 3:22 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Put sand in the jars first, so they have a place to live.
5. 2019-06-01 at 5:45 PM UTC

   #5
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Stick balloons up your ass while asking a young child to "Pull my finger."