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Life is hard when you're as 31337 as i am.
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2016-12-10 at 7:56 PM UTC#!/bin/bash
`cat /home/Sophie/31337.txt`
Gotta keep on switching them PGP keys. Skids tryna' flex on me, government coming for my 0days. Keep that hardened kernel patched, follow the principles of obseg all day, well i try to.(inb4van) Gotta maintain all muh r00t sh3llz keep boxin down. Code all day, exploit all night. No sleep 5 me. Who needs sleep anyway? L0sers that's who.
import random
def main():
answers = ["It is certain", "It is decidedly so", "Without a doubt", "Yes, definitely",
"You may rely on it", "As I see it, yes", "Most likely", "Outlook good", "Yes",
"Signs point to yes", "Reply hazy try again", "Ask again later", "Better not tell you now",
"Cannot predict now", "Concentrate and ask again", "Don't count on it", "My reply is no",
"My sources say no", "Outlook not so good", "Very doubtful"]
while True:
try:
question = raw_input("Ask the magic Python 8 ball anything!: ")
if question == '':
print "\nThe magic Python 8 ball did not understand!"
else:
result = random.choice(tuple(answers))
print ""
print result
except KeyboardInterrupt:
print "\n[!]Critical, user aborted."
break
main()
Sophie@Ubuntu:~/warez$ cd ~
Sophie@Ubuntu:~$ python 8ball.py
Ask the magic Python 8 ball anything!: Am i 31337?
Yes, definitely
Yeah i fucking thought so.
Post last edited by Sophie at 2016-12-10T20:01:53.800691+00:00 -
2016-12-10 at 8:09 PM UTCso if i type gahfdhkfhdjkaslfh it's going to give me an answer
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2016-12-10 at 8:10 PM UTCTake this test see if you're as 31337 as Sophie.
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[ ] QUIT IRCING
[ ] QUIT SITTING THERE
[ ] QUIT GOING TO SCHOOL
[ ] QUIT YOUR JOBS
[ ] STEAL FOR A LIVING
[ ] ROB WHITEHATS OF THEIR LAPTOPS
[ ] GO SELL BLOOD PLASMA TO PAY FOR FOOD
[ ] ONLY EAT CHEAP TACOS
[ ] LIVE AT THE LIBRARY
[ ] HACK FROM THE LIBRARY
[ ] STEAL ADMIN ACCESS
[ ] STEAL BOOKS DAILY AND PAWN THEM
[ ] STEAL PEOPLE'S WALLETS
[ ] USE THEM FOR IDENTITY THEFT AND TO BUY MORE TACOS
[ ] GO AND HACK SOME BITCHES
[ ] SCAN SECURITY COMPANY NETWORKS DAILY
[ ] PASSWORD GUESS EVERY ACCOUNT YOU CAN
[ ] SOCIAL ENGINEER USERS AND ADMINS
[ ] LIE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW
[ ] START WARS AMONG THE SECURITY INDUSTRY
[ ] HACK RANDOM BOXES AND WAIT FOR OTHERS TO HACK THEM
[ ] OWN EVERYTHING
[ ] RM EVERYONE WHO SPAMS
[ ] RM EVERYONE WHO MAKES MONEY FROM SECURITY
[ ] RM EVERYONE WHO HELPS OTHERS MAKE MONEY FROM SECURITY
[ ] CONVERT OTHERS TO BLACKHAT
[ ] DO NOT TALK TO PRESS
[ ] MAKE UP RUMORS AND SPREAD THEM
[ ] DUMPSTER DIVE AT SECURITY COMPANIES
[ ] BREAK INTO WHITEHATS HOUSES
[ ] TAP WHITEHAT'S PHONES, FAXES, AND STEAL THEIR MAIL
[ ] AUDIT CODE EVERYDAY
[ ] DO NOT TELL OTHERS OF YOUR VULNERABILITIES
[ ] MAKE FUN OF WHITEHATS
[ ] MAKE FAKE EXPLOITS
[ ] EMAIL BOMB EVERYONE ON FULL DISCLOSURE
[ ] BACKDOOR ANY SOFTWARE YOU CAN AND DISTRIBUTE IT
[ ] GET RID OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND
[ ] GET RID OF YOUR FAMILY
[ ] CONCENTRATE ON OWNING
[ ] HAVE NO REMORSE
[ ] JOIN WHITEHAT GROUPS AND GAIN TRUST
[ ] RM THEM WHEN YOU HAVE ACCESS
[ ] DONT LET PEOPLE FUCK WITH YOU
[ ] DO NOT NARC
[ ] DO NOT TALK TO NARCS
[ ] RM NARCS
[ ] IMPROVE OPEN SOURCE CODE AND SUBMIT IT WITH BACKDOORS
[ ] CONVINCE YOUR FRIENDS TO COMMIT MAYHEM
[ ] SELL YOUR TV
[ ] DONT WASTE TIME PLAYING GAMES
[ ] SNIFF EVERY NETWORK YOU HAVE ACCESS TO
[ ] SELL DRUGS TO THE KIDS OF WHITEHATS
[ ] THREATEN WHITEHATS WITH LAW SUITS
[ ] BECOME A WHITEHATS ONLINE GIRLFRIEND
[ ] SET UP LOGGING PROXIES AND POST THEM TO PUBLIC
[ ] REMEMBER THAT ALL WHITEHATS SMELL
[ ] REPORT ALL EMAIL FROM SECURITY COMPANIES AS SPAM
[ ] FLOOD ALL IRC CHANNELS
[ ] FIND PHONE NUMBERS FOR ALL PEOPLE IN SECURITY
[ ] GIVE KIDS SLINGSHOTS AT DEFCON
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DID YOUR SCORE COMPARE WITH Sophie's?
0 - 5 : WHITEHAT
1 -10 : NEWBIE
10-20 : HELPFUL
20-30 : DANGEROUS
30-40 : BLACKHAT
40-50 : DEADLY
50-60 : BOW/HAGIS/~EL8/CITADEL/PHC
61 : Sophie.
Post last edited by Sophie at 2016-12-10T20:14:17.831049+00:00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-10 at 8:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic so if i type gahfdhkfhdjkaslfh it's going to give me an answer
You bet your sweet ass it will. -
2016-12-10 at 11:29 PM UTC[ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf --no-preserve-root / || echo "You're lucky. I dare you to run me again. I double dare you, motherfucker"
Post last edited by inb4l0pht at 2016-12-10T23:40:31.529614+00:00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-12-10 at 11:56 PM UTC
Originally posted by inb4l0pht [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf –no-preserve-root / || echo "You're lucky. I dare you to run me again. I double dare you, motherfucker"
Post last edited by inb4l0pht at 2016-12-10T23:40:31.529614+00:00
Lopht's roulette. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -
2016-12-11 at 12:24 AM UTCIf you go to jail for looking at a computer screen 10 hours a day that's just dumb.
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2016-12-11 at 1:53 AM UTCu dont do shit
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2016-12-11 at 2:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by bling bling u dont do shit
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2016-12-11 at 2:41 AM UTCYou have much to learn before you master the intoxicated serpent style of programming.
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2016-12-11 at 2:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny You have much to learn before you master the intoxicated serpent style of programming.
I have much yet to learn regardless. This is just my bragposting shitfest extravanganza. -
2016-12-11 at 2:57 AM UTCTest.
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2016-12-11 at 2:58 AM UTCWhy are avatars only working for you Lan.
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2016-12-11 at 3:01 AM UTCThey should work for everyone. You uploaded an image on your profile page?
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2016-12-11 at 3:03 AM UTCTest
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2016-12-11 at 3:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny They should work for everyone. You uploaded an image on your profile page?
Ya, but i already see what the problem is. The text is not high enough contrast so i couldn't read the error message. I need it to be 75px, i'll load up GIMP tomorrow don't feel like it now. -
2016-12-11 at 3:03 AM UTCYeah, seems to be working for regular users too.
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2016-12-11 at 3:05 AM UTCI preferred it when the web app did the editing for me (-_-")
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2016-12-11 at 3:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Ya, but i already see what the problem is. The text is not high enough contrast so i couldn't read the error message. I need it to be 75px, i'll load up GIMP tomorrow don't feel like it now.
Ah, the field gets highlighted but not the error text. Should probs change that.
Also want to do auto-resizing and maybe client-side cropping/scaling eventually because users resizing their own images isn't really an ideal user experience. -
2016-12-11 at 3:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Ah, the field gets highlighted but not the error text. Should probs change that.
Also want to do auto-resizing and maybe client-side cropping/scaling eventually because users resizing their own images isn't really an ideal user experience.
Agreed on the user experience. And ya.
