I could have been killed in a terror attack (not trolling; source included ITT)

1. 2016-12-10 at 4:05 AM UTC

   #1
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   So this 30 year old dude in my city got busted by the feds. They found a kalashnikov and illegal fireworks at his home. I have two theories about this. Either the man is a lonewolf, and would set off the fireworks as to drown out the noise made by the kalashnikov as he uses it to kill everybody he can. My second theory is that he worked with a group of people. Each one of them would set off fireworks in various locations, as to attract as many cops as possible, so the main guy can shoot the kalashnikov at another location in peace until the cops show up to get a higher kill count.
   
   
   Source:
   http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/isis-terror-attacks-europe-netherlands-plot-dutch-rotterdam-man-arrested-kalashnikov-explosives-a7465886.html
2. 2016-12-10 at 4:07 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have an AK and fireworks in my home
   
   Am I a terrorist now
3. 2016-12-10 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #3
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Only if you have a Daesh flag, and look like a Muslim would. You also need at least a thousand euros in cash. Otherwise you're just some loser kid who likes loud things.
4. 2016-12-10 at 4:18 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Illegaal vuurwerk zijn geen explosieven.
5. 2016-12-10 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #5
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Illegaal vuurwerk knalt sowieso erg hard. Wellicht wel hard genoeg dat de politie er aandacht aan besteedt. Wees gewoon blij dat ik nog in je leven ben, klojo.
6. 2016-12-10 at 4:35 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Illegaal vuurwerk knalt sowieso erg hard. Wellicht wel hard genoeg dat de politie er aandacht aan besteedt. Wees gewoon blij dat ik nog in je leven ben, klojo.

   
   fak de kanker pliesie yo
   
   Was sowieso niks aan de hand, maar goed ben blij dat je het allemaal overleeft heb.
7. 2016-12-10 at 4:38 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   https://u.nya.is/iekxjz.webm
   
   rip
8. 2016-12-10 at 5:28 AM UTC

   #8
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Sophie fak de kanker pliesie yo
   
   Was sowieso niks aan de hand, maar goed ben blij dat je het allemaal overleeft heb.

   
   Hahaha pliesie op feesboek. Maar ja. Nu dat Nederland ook Syrie plat zit te bombarderen, is de kans groter geworden dat hier een aanval komt. Vandaar dat ik het een slecht idee vond dat Nederland zich mee moest bemoeien met de situatie in Syrie. Maar goed. Bedankt dat je blij bent. <3
9. 2016-12-10 at 6:01 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   "but my vest didn't go off"
10. 2016-12-10 at 6:19 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    try tht shit in sheff his head wud get stamped on
11. 2016-12-10 at 6:27 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    wait u dont kno the guy its fake fear porn
12. 2016-12-10 at 7:17 AM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hahaha, Muslim Muslim apologist MM was nearly killed by one of his own people. What a lark.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Semiazas
13. 2016-12-10 at 7:38 AM UTC

    #13
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    The moment he was going to hurt an innocent person would have been the moment he would no longer be one of my people. A Muslim is not allowed to hurt anyone; let alone kill somebody.
14. 2016-12-10 at 7:49 AM UTC

    #14
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Well, that's convenient. It allows you to maintain your religious delusions.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Semiazas
15. 2016-12-10 at 11:06 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    mm 33 code
16. 2016-12-10 at 3:37 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Your a fucking bitch nigga and a half. What, a guy can't have a gun and some fireworks without being a fucking terrorist??. Thats bullshit. At once point living in an apartment I was growing shrooms, selling weed, I had a baggie full of benzos, stockpiled pseudophed, bundy and DPH. A pound of weed, a few ounces of shrooms, an ounce of hash and concentrates. I had a large knife collection, explosives, chemical precursors, solvents, potassium chlorate. I did have fireworks and black powder but only briefly.
    
    Thank god I don't live in your shit hole country, my landlord and neighbors all hated me but I had more money than everyone else. The guy with the gun and fireworks usually isn't broke like everyone else so someone gets jealous and calls the cops...
    
    fucking cowards man. Man up that guy probably doesnt give a fuck about you or anyone.
17. 2016-12-10 at 4:55 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Oooookkkkaaayyy, ik graag heb wil, ham kaas croissant zonder ham, donut met extra grote gat, ik mag pin maken? Wallahi koem salam.
18. 2016-12-10 at 5:27 PM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Please speak English.
19. 2016-12-10 at 5:50 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by RisiR Please speak English.

    
    I can do you for Dutch, English, German and maybe a little Russian.
20. 2016-12-10 at 5:53 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I can do you for Dutch, English, German and maybe a little Russian.

    
    Can you do me for Greek?