Different types of dumps folks take...

1. 2019-05-30 at 8:42 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   1. The Pointy Turd Dump hurts really badly... It's kind of like shitting out a knife and you scream out in pain until the turd(s) hits the water.
   
   2. The Waterfall Dump is like dumping a bucket of water out your ass hole. Prepare for a significant splash back effect.
   
   3. The Easy Dump is dry, painless, and virtually noiseless... When you wipe your ass after the easy dump, there's no excrement on the toilet paper, and the turds sit cohesively in the water without staining the water one bit.
   
   4. The Green Turd Dump is exactly that... your turds are, for some reason, green, rather than the Traditional Brown color. I usually get the green turd Dump if I've been herbivorous that day.
   
   5. The Pellet Dump is when your turds come out in round or oval-shaped 'stones'. This type of dump is when you get the plips and the plops ...like dropping stones in a river.
   
   
   6. The Messy Dump is everyone's worst nightmare. This is the type of dump where you just can't seem to use enough toilet paper... No matter how many times you wipe... there's always shit on the toilet paper. A messy dump Almost always leaves skid marks on your underoos.
   
   7. The Mini Dump is where you get the urge to shit, but once you ascend your porcelain throne, only a few mini turds come out. This dump is very unsatisfying... and seems like a waste of time.
   
   8. Folks, the Distracted Dump is when you're on the shitter for a good 20 to 30 minutes while posting on NIS, and then when you try to get up, you realize both of your feet have fallen asleep. Pardon me folks, I gotta do something about these pins and needles!😀😉😉🤔
2. 2019-05-30 at 8:43 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   you left out the "ghost poopy" the one that you didnt know you did. EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
3. 2019-05-30 at 9:07 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   folks?
4. 2019-05-30 at 10 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   folks?
5. 2019-05-30 at 10:02 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   folks??
6. 2019-05-30 at 10:03 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   may i sheet on ur street daddy
7. 2019-05-30 at 10:51 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   folks?
8. 2019-05-30 at 10:56 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   
9. 2019-05-30 at 11:03 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   folks?
10. 2019-05-30 at 11:06 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    gonts?
11. 2019-05-30 at 11:10 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    folks?
12. 2019-05-30 at 11:15 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    posting in a krolo thread
13. 2019-05-31 at 8 AM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole
    folks?
14. 2019-05-31 at 12:43 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you left out the "ghost poopy" the one that you didnt know you did. EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    
    This.
15. 2019-05-31 at 1:42 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by WellHung folks?

    
    gonts?