2019-05-29 at 11:49 AM UTC
However, they usually flake out before you get a chance to go on a date.
2019-05-29 at 11:55 AM UTC
tee hee hee
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How true.❤❤😍 Why do we do that?
2019-05-29 at 11:55 AM UTC
If you ever got a Tinder match your heart would seize
tee hee hee
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I guess so. Hes quite the sexy minx isnt he?
2019-05-29 at 12:18 PM UTC
"The most exciting thing in the world is drawing the interest of a desirable woman..."
But once you have it then you lose interest and it's on to the next one...it's all in the chase
...amirite?
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2019-05-29 at 12:56 PM UTC
I find the most exciting thing in the world is money.
Then holidays.
Women are way down the list.
Getting packages from Ebay is pretty nice too.
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2019-05-29 at 1:04 PM UTC
There is no better feeling than finding a $2 item from China in your mailbox after a long day at work.
2019-05-29 at 5:49 PM UTC
the concept of having a dating profile always was weird to me. the need to create an advertisement for yourself creates the expectation for a certain standard to be held, which obviously makes it extremely easy to abuse, so it's worthless. it's like a social check in the box, like "we're just going to implement this simple feature just to see if you will buy into it, because if you don't, it means your a weirdo." if i don't get along with someone right off the bat then they can essentially go fuck themselves, there's too many people on the planet and you're ever going to interact with a tiny fraction of any of them anyways so why should anyone expect to care about your boring ass soccer league or shitty smelly dog
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