Housekeeping is going to come into my room shortly, so I'm laying naked on the bed...

1. 2019-05-26 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, they just knock real softly, and if you don't answer in a second, they just barge in... so I'm going to give her a big ole surprise. As soon as she sees me, I'll 'wake up' and smile, and ask if she's looking to make some extra money.
2. 2019-05-26 at 6:53 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I love being degenerate in cheap motels. Except the one I used to frequent banned all the hookers from staying there :(
   
   
3. 2019-05-26 at 6:55 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   "ever seen a 5 poster bed before?"
4. 2019-05-26 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #4
   WellHung Black Hole
   Ghost I knew you were a fan of the Calgary Flames. Doesn't look like a bad spot, from the outside. Why they trying to Pull a Moral Mickey, all of a sudden?
5. 2019-05-26 at 6:56 PM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra "ever seen a 5 poster bed before?"

   
   ??
6. 2019-05-26 at 7:25 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Ghost I love being degenerate in cheap motels. Except the one I used to frequent banned all the hookers from staying there :(
   
   

   
   dude i want hang at this hotel. the driskill my parents used to go eat and drink for lunch there, evidently its haunted. I've been in it a few times and its pretty badass i would so want to get high there.
   
   maybe one day, get high and talk to ghost
   
   
   
7. 2019-05-26 at 7:46 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Ghost I love being degenerate in cheap motels. Except the one I used to frequent banned all the hookers from staying there :(
   
   

   
   nigga do you even cecil?
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   • Ghost
8. 2019-05-26 at 9:01 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo nigga do you even cecil?

   
   Nah, I was too young for that. My dad told me plenty of stories about the place though.
9. 2019-05-26 at 9:41 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Are you gonna stay hard for the whole couple hours or more you sit there and wait, get a boner instantly when they knock, or let then see you dick when it's small?
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   • WellHung
10. 2019-05-26 at 10:48 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Abusing the staff in a motel or restaurant is inadvisable if you have any hygiene standards.
11. 2019-05-26 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    Matt??? Standards?????
    
    Surly you jest?
12. 2019-05-26 at 11:58 PM UTC

    #12
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Needledick Needledick Needledick Are you gonna stay hard for the whole couple hours or more you sit there and wait, get a boner instantly when they knock, or let then see you dick when it's small?

    
    lolol... She saw my bare white ass ...and then my unmanicured forest down below. My little squirt was hiding in the weeds. Naturally, she immediately left the Room.