2019-05-26 at 5:23 AM UTC
I was 17
The 7th gen was two years old and already a disappointment
the "recession" happened and the NWO oligarchs introduced bitcoin to the masses thinking ALL of us were stupid enough to fall for it
bioshock was released and I thought it was mediocre
gta iv was garbage
The dark night is the most overrated piece of shit ever
I met my online friend Billy and he turned out to be an asshole
I was living in a tiny studio apartment with my okaa
I can't fucking believe that was 11 years ago
2019-05-26 at 5:24 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I can't believe I fucked your mom ~28 years ago.
2019-05-26 at 5:28 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by Jesus Christ
you couldn't attract a tin can
That's precisely why I had to settle for your mom.
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2019-05-26 at 5:28 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Father's day is coming up...
I like Amazon gift cards, or cash...
Actually, cash is better.
2019-05-26 at 5:31 AM UTC
I come from the finest stock I'll have you
no weirdo
2019-05-26 at 5:32 AM UTC
none of yuo are even attractive enough to hit on my grandma
I wouldn't even subject my fecal matter to your sexual escapades
2019-05-26 at 5:33 AM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
tell us about yer mum please or rather "okaa" which I assume means mother
2019-05-26 at 6:07 AM UTC
10 years ago feels like 2000, but it's not.
We're old now.
2019-05-26 at 6:48 AM UTC
Worse computers are better man web 2.0 sucks. The video games industry was much better before online play. Floppy disks & cartridges are vastly superior to steam and download codes. iMac is the ultimate gaming computer. Msn was the best chat program EVER INVENTED
Smartphones are a waste of lithium that could be used to fix bipolar people. VHS tapes are the best format because they last forever and never scratch.
Cars from before the year 2000 are best because the j.e.w.s can't remote control you through electronics. Cathode ray tubes were far more superior to this cheap LCD 4K trash. Incandescent lightbulbs generate heat AND light.
Thumbsticks on controllers was a stupid decision, all you need is a D pad. TV's with dials and rabbit ears are much more romantic and atmospheric in nature. Lighters promote drug use which is j.e.w.i.s.h, real men use a flint and steel. The industrial revolution did nothing but drive humanity away from nature.
The world was better as a Pangea, no need for airplanes or boats. The world was better before humans actually because then we would all be dinosaurs fucking shit up. Life is nothing but a Hebrew ploy, does anyone else here remember the Primordial Soup? Ahh those were the days.. sitting back in my non existent reality sucking up proteins and oxygen.
Oxygen is for normies actually. I'm a glorious happa that prefers the universe before it had any elements, space or time. Also the big bang is Hebrew, I'm a proponent of the absence of the absence of everything, and even that's too mainstream for me.
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2019-05-26 at 7:11 AM UTC
Everything seems like yesterday to me. Or more accurately...2006 feels like 2 oe 3 years ago. When youre doing fuckall, it all just runs together. I wish i could explain to high school kids how much life speeds up as soon as you graduate. Its weird thinking about the cute curly haired blonde chick that used to touch my hands and ask how big my dick was and giggle as i had a spastic fucking panic attack...is now rotting in a box somewhere in inglewood. And the friends i took mushrooms with and stared at the stars with and drove screaming through the desert with in a ford exploder someone stole from their uncles garage...are either halfway across the world in the middle of their careers, or working on their 2nd or third child, or in prison, etc.
tl;dr- life is a sneaky fucking jedi.
2019-05-26 at 7:17 AM UTC
Probably the last year my life could've been salvaged.
