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    this is something matchew and i have been discussing for a few months and it looks like it may finally come to fruition. i got my camera for taking videos and what's going to happen is i'm going to go fly out to the motel 6 where he is residing and he's going to show me around his life. first we start the day with some adderall and weed then we go on the motel tour, as mattchew uses his expert knowledge of motel freebies we go around drinking milkshakes and hitting on bitches in their 40's. after that we get on NIS to see what's going on with all the DH female's lives and talk some shit to them/hit on them. then we hit up the craigslist free section and go around to get free stuff and when we get there to pick it up we ask them if they can spare some gas money and collect that ca$h boy.

    then we hit up the wendys with the money we made, hit on the 17 year old mexican chick with hairy arms at the register, eat 5 baconators each, then we get drunk and antagonize cheap hookers before going back to the hotel room, snorting more adderall and shitposting all night long
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    CandyRein Black Hole
    “Go on NIS to see what's going on with all the DH female's lives and talk some shit to them/hit on them. then we hit up the craigslist free section and go around to get free stuff and when we get there to pick it up we ask them if they can spare some gas money and collect that ca$h boy.”

    Loll
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III this is something matchew and i have been discussing for a few months and it looks like it may finally come to fruition. i got my camera for taking videos and what's going to happen is i'm going to go fly out to the motel 6 where he is residing and he's going to show me around his life. first we start the day with some adderall and weed then we go on the motel tour, as mattchew uses his expert knowledge of motel freebies we go around drinking milkshakes and hitting on bitches in their 40's. after that we get on NIS to see what's going on with all the DH female's lives and talk some shit to them/hit on them. then we hit up the craigslist free section and go around to get free stuff and when we get there to pick it up we ask them if they can spare some gas money and collect that ca$h boy.

    then we hit up the wendys with the money we made, hit on the 17 year old mexican chick with hairy arms at the register, eat 5 baconators each, then we get drunk and antagonize cheap hookers before going back to the hotel room, snorting more adderall and shitposting all night long

    🤣😂😃😁 green plastic I would love nothing more if you would come join me...I need a wingman.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    thats a sick idea
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost thats a sick idea

    Ghost come join me at Extended Stay America in Northern Illinois. I got lots of shit for us to do.
  6. #6
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    OKAY THIS IS EPIC
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    Ghost Black Hole
    you should make youtube videos at least

    Originally posted by WellHung I got lots of shit for us to do.

    yeah like blow up your room

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by WellHung 🤣😂😃😁 green plastic I would love nothing more if you would come join me…I need a wingman.




    Mattchew...what you need is a life!
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by WellHung Ghost come join me at Extended Stay America in Northern Illinois. I got lots of shit for us to do.




    Last time you were supposed to be in Iowa??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    WTF
  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by stl1 Mattchew…what you need is a life!

    he's asking me to be his wingman as we speak, he said he will give me this dh'er if I can let him watch

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    DTE, is that you?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    lolol... Bill Krozby Didn't have the balls to send me pix of cheeseburger, however . He said that he is scared she will find out n tell his probation officer. Pussy.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 DTE, is that you?

    Don't tell em is just as fat as this chick...but it's not her.👍
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Last time you were supposed to be in Iowa??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

    WTF

    im a mover and a shaker.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
  17. #17
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by WellHung im a mover and a shaker.




    But, wasn't your story that you had been living in the same motel for months awaiting eviction?

    Could it all be a lie?
    Could Mattchew be blowing smoke up our collective asses?
    Stay tuned to this channel as the truth unfolds!
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    *spoiler* he gets beaten the fuck out and raped by everyone of us in the end. space nigga style whatever the fucker that is *spoiler*
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein “Go on NIS to see what's going on with all the DH female's lives and talk some shit to them/hit on them. then we hit up the craigslist free section and go around to get free stuff and when we get there to pick it up we ask them if they can spare some gas money and collect that ca$h boy.”

    Loll

    Lmao
  20. #20
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he's asking me to be his wingman as we speak, he said he will give me this dh'er if I can let him watch






    I'd like DTE to ride me reverse cowgirl style.

    I can only imagine the non-stop motion once all of that gets moving.
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