Egging a pharmacy would be fun.

1. 2019-05-25 at 7:56 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   You could try hitting the pill bottles on the shelves. Actually forget eggs, just throw a bunch of dodge balls or those bouncy balls back there, you'll knock down more bottles. Get diagnosed with something like psychosis and say you had an psychotic episode when you went to get your medication that you had been off a few days = no punishment.
2. 2019-05-25 at 12:58 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Make a pipe bomb and strap 1000 ball bearings to it. Duct tape it to the pharmacy windows, set it off. That'll do some damage.
   
   You know, it's good in a way, but the crimes you come up with are always so petty.