I'm the literal definition of a Monk

1. 2019-05-24 at 9:31 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   "A monk may be a person who decides to dedicate his life to serving all other living beings, or to be an ascetic who voluntarily chooses to leave mainstream society and live his or her life in prayer and contemplation."
   
   I do not participate in mainstream society, I survive off of donations to the church.
   
   I'm gonna shave a triangle into my hair like a tonsure.
   
   
   
   
2. 2019-05-24 at 9:42 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   I'm only use 4 monks to clean my household
   
   
3. 2019-05-24 at 9:43 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   ever heard of the canadian band "the monks"?
   
   
   
4. 2019-05-24 at 9:48 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby ever heard of the canadian band "the monks"?
   
   
   

   
   What is this fake news? I detected an accent that was uncanadian so I googled them and they're american GI's stationed in Germany who sing in a British accent for some reason. There's nothing Canadian about them though. Interesting band though, they came out earlier than I thought and were an influencer not a derrivative
5. 2019-05-25 at 1:42 AM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Ghost "A monk may be a person who decides to dedicate his life to serving all other living beings, or to be an ascetic who voluntarily chooses to leave mainstream society and live his or her life in prayer and contemplation."
   
   I do not participate in mainstream society, I survive off of donations to the church.
   
   I'm gonna shave a triangle into my hair like a tonsure.
   
   
   
   

   
   Uh, no, you live in your boyfriend's parents' basement.
6. 2019-05-25 at 1:56 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   None of that is true.
7. 2019-05-25 at 1:58 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Sudo What is this fake news? I detected an accent that was uncanadian so I googled them and they're american GI's stationed in Germany who sing in a British accent for some reason. There's nothing Canadian about them though. Interesting band though, they came out earlier than I thought and were an influencer not a derrivative

   
   i was just trollin w you dumbass
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8. 2019-05-25 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby i was just trollin w you dumbass

   
   epic
9. 2019-05-25 at 2:08 AM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby i was just trollin w you dumbass

   
   Classic Bill Krozby. Spew bullshit then act confused.
   
   
   This time it's 8/10 funny tho lmao
10. 2019-05-25 at 1:13 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    William bill Bill Krozbyby is a monk tsk tsk
11. 2019-05-25 at 6:09 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    You don't serve others and you're not an ascetic
    
    Your reasoning is broken
12. 2019-05-25 at 8:16 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Yes I am I've been fasting regularly since I was a teenager to teach myself discipline and freedom of desire.
    
    I don't buy material possessions or indulge myself in the secular consumerist world.
    
    That stuff makes me depressed and suicidal. I'm a lot happier just focusing on my faith and not worrying about the expectations of secular society.