foolproof method of murder

1. 2019-05-23 at 6:56 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   get the person to play russian roullete with you but then when it's your turn, have a little clicker hidden up your sleeve and use it to make a noise to just pretend to pull the trigger. then just repeat as many times as necessary and when the cops show up you can just say "well its not my fault officer i was just playing russian roullette" and you'll be free to go
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2. 2019-05-23 at 7:05 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III get the person to play russian roullete with you but then when it's your turn, have a little clicker hidden up your sleeve and use it to make a noise to just pretend to pull the trigger. then just repeat as many times as necessary and when the cops show up you can just say "well its not my fault officer i was just playing russian roullette" and you'll be free to go

   
   In this day and age.. where everybody has a cell phone camera ...and there are security cameras everywhere.. and satellites... In today's surveillance society... I wouldn't expect to get away with littering or jaywalking.
3. 2019-05-23 at 7:12 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Or you could just shoot them in the head and say he was playing Russian roulette
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4. 2019-05-23 at 7:50 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Ghost Or you could just shoot them in the head and say he was playing Russian roulette

   
   Gunshot residue on arms face etc.
5. 2019-05-23 at 7:52 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Russian Roulette championships need to be a thing
6. 2019-05-23 at 7:57 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   This is such a bad ideas thread. I'm going to change my name to stevie mcmennis when I start being a thug
7. 2019-05-23 at 7:59 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III get the person to play russian roullete with you but then when it's your turn, have a little clicker hidden up your sleeve and use it to make a noise to just pretend to pull the trigger. then just repeat as many times as necessary and when the cops show up you can just say "well its not my fault officer i was just playing russian roullette" and you'll be free to go

   
   Pigs are so stupid they'd probably believe it
8. 2019-05-23 at 7:59 PM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III get the person to play russian roullete with you but then when it's your turn, have a little clicker hidden up your sleeve and use it to make a noise to just pretend to pull the trigger. then just repeat as many times as necessary and when the cops show up you can just say "well its not my fault officer i was just playing russian roullette" and you'll be free to go

   
   No, you'd just get charged with assisted suicide.
9. 2019-05-23 at 8:01 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Be a cop and shoot a black.
10. 2019-05-23 at 8:01 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you have really long arms, challenge them to Prussian roullette...
    
    
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11. 2019-05-23 at 8:05 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet No, you'd just get charged with assisted suicide.

    
    then just tell them you both thought the gun was unloaded
12. 2019-05-23 at 8:06 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ then just tell them you both thought the gun was unloaded

    
    Negligence...take him down officer
13. 2019-05-23 at 8:08 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by gadzooks If you have really long arms, challenge them to Prussian roullette…
    
    

    
    Curt cobain style... LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP ( THE SAGA CONTINUES! )
    
    
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14. 2019-05-23 at 8:10 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    You can just saw that motherfinger down.
15. 2019-05-23 at 8:30 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian Gunshot residue on arms face etc.

    
    Pretend to revive him after so you get the residue on both of you
16. 2019-05-23 at 8:32 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I was four time world champion at Russian Roulette. I won like 60 matches, 0 draws, 0 losses. I still play in the amateur league on the weekends, but just for fun.
17. 2019-05-23 at 8:37 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I was four time world champion at Russian Roulette. I won like 60 matches, 0 draws, 0 losses. I still play in the amateur league on the weekends, but just for fun.

    
    Same referee every game or did you rotate?
18. 2019-05-23 at 9:01 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by mmQ Same referee every game or did you rotate?

    
    No ref, but I never went first. I think my luger has Hitler's soul in it or something.
19. 2019-05-23 at 9:07 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That makes me wonder, double wonder how I've never known this, but according to the rules, what happens when it's down to the last shot and you know it has the bullet? You just have to sigh and say goodbye and take your loss like a man?
20. 2019-05-23 at 9:34 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    most cops are pussies so i wouldn't worry about them