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Somebody tell me the story of the user "bling bling"

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Every so often I see his posts in necrobumped threads, and he intrigues the shit out of me.

    He has a unique enough posting style that I'm like 99% certain he isn't posting under a new username.

    Where did he go?
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    he just stopped posting randomly after regularly posting daily ever since zoklet basically. he was talking about/doing opiates and benzos around the time and was also a drinker so i kinda assumed he died but i guess he's still alive according to reputable sources. not sure what he's doing.
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    he also made some dank music
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i dont think he's around anymore, he's like a brit gont that would not speak a lot and smke a lot of bud playing with his "tige" a plastic tiger toy.

    jackies kid has a purple plushible lepord and I took it away from her *she's a brat* and said "mai tige itz been doeriering it eggin" to teach her the totse/zoklet way.
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    yea once he video called me and he just kept saying PUSSY YOURE A PUSSY in his british accent lol
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    rip bling bling if you really did die. he was one of the less insidious users here.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    bling bling used to come on tc and pose in his aluminum mask....trying to half ass push hash
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mashlehash bling bling used to come on tc and pose in his aluminum mask….trying to half ass push hash

    I remember he'd try to hide his face in darkness but I saw it a few times. I remember I told him to invest in PND and he made a fuckton and spent it on weird drugs probably. I liked him. I wonder if anyone here still talks to him. I remember Kinkou said she did but she doesn't post here anymore either
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sudo I remember he'd try to hide his face in darkness but I saw it a few times. I remember I told him to invest in PND and he made a fuckton and spent it on weird drugs probably. I liked him. I wonder if anyone here still talks to him. I remember Kinkou said she did but she doesn't post here anymore either

    yeah he wasn't a bad gont and he wasn't ugly his face just looked really weird like the gont from cold play, like a vampire.
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    It's not a story the DHers could tell you. He's a zoklet legend. Bling Bling was a Dark Lord of the spliff, so powerful and so wise he could use the cannabis to influence the mind to create highs… He had such a knowledge of the darknet, he could even keep the ones he cared about from sobering.
    He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his fellow users everything he knew, then he fell from a window in his fiending. Ironic. He could save others from sobriety, but not himself.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Number13 It's not a story the DHers could tell you. He's a zoklet legend. Bling Bling was a Dark Lord of the spliff, so powerful and so wise he could use the cannabis to influence the mind to create highs… He had such a knowledge of the darknet, he could even keep the ones he cared about from sobering.
    He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his fellow users everything he knew, then he fell from a window in his fiending. Ironic. He could save others from sobriety, but not himself.

    actually it is since I already told it.. why do you have to bring up the dhers? gadzooks knows bling bling has been around before that. are you by chance a functional retard? quit putting dh into everything, i bet you probably put it in your soup
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually it is since I already told it.. why do you have to bring up the dhers? gadzooks knows bling bling has been around before that. are you by chance a functional retard? quit putting dh into everything, i bet you probably put it in your soup

    Calling me a retard but you can't even recognise copypasta lol
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    Ghost Black Hole
    We was TC bandits, we would get fucked up, join tinychat, open 50 cams and spam the room every friday/saturday night and we ran proxies and VPN's so they had to keep banning us every few minutes. Sometimes he would live stream old movies and invite people on the forum to join but I was the only one who showed up. It was pretty chill we just got high and watched old samurai movies and shit.



    We also did lots of crypto deals, I sold him a bunch of bitcoin for cheap right before it went to 20k and he bought a fuck ton of molly and opiates and I haven't heard from him since.

    Originally posted by bling bling wen i get cofe im drink 3 zongo cups an do it up a lic for u

    Originally posted by bling bling i lic u up

    .2 btv - 250usd %$
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    bling bling is being talked up soooo much


    he was such a fucking nigger and i argued with him all the time
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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Bling Bling was a god damn star poster. When I was Guicy G, he was my Qrispy Q. He was the light that shines on within our hearts to this day. I might unretire Loing in his honour.
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    Ghost Black Hole
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