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  1. #21
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung all of that for $100? Dude are you kidding me? Nothing good and functional… Just something that's aggravatingly low performance. When it's warranted, and the extra money you pay is actually worth it…I believe in spending more for something high quality. I'd love to see what piece of shit phone you utilize.

    LOL Matt a phone isnt a necessity dear. You spent $400 on A PHONE. You can get a fast decent one for 150$. You ain't no millionaire baby.
  2. #22
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    The good camera for those low light dick pics.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by WellHung Dude I used to do that several years ago and rent a bedroom from a widower for 400 a month, everything included. But finding those types of opportunities are very rare, around where I live, …

    this is very true, its really hard to find a decent accomodation from a widower with just the right price.

    whats even worse is its almost imposible to find out if they also have a preteen daughter without sounding like a total creep. i always stutter when asking if they have a daughter.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #24
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by WellHung Dude you're assuming I'm without a pot to piss in just because I'm not a home owner. I'm at an extended stay motel, douchebag, lots of people do it, it's an increasing trend, and it's basically the equivalent of renting an apartment. I've got 2 sources of regular income, a vehicle that's totally paid off, a great smartphone, all the knick knacks I need… More money saved in the bank than you have… no credit card debt … profitable investments in common stock, and I'm not tied down to any particular location. And not stupid enough to live with the ole' lady, like you, so I can get side action from time to time. Nigga🙂😀 I'm good.

    give me a few thousand...since you got so much.
  5. #25
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by WellHung all of that for $100? Dude are you kidding me? Nothing good and functional… Just something that's aggravatingly low performance. When it's warranted, and the extra money you pay is actually worth it…I believe in spending more for something high quality. I'd love to see what piece of shit phone you utilize.

    The pricier electronics tend to give the most problems as they have way more gadgetry in them to go wrong. Cheaper nearly always do the same job, maybe a bit slower, but they keep doing it for way longer to make up for it. Spending 3 or 4 times the price is for MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs and posers.


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  6. #26
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Narc The pricier electronics tend to give the most problems as they have way more gadgetry in them to go wrong. Cheaper nearly always do the same job, maybe a bit slower, but they keep doing it for way longer to make up for it. Spending 3 or 4 times the price is for MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs and posers.


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    You usually get more memory. That's what I miss about my s5. It was one hell of a good phone.

    I just got a cheap piece of shit now. Maybe at some point I'll upgrade to something better or just get a laptop.
  7. #27
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dregs give me a few thousand…since you got so much.

    But I don't have so much... But I'm certainly far from poor. I'm just really good at minimizing my expenses.
  8. #28
    Admin African Astronaut
    Best part is that you can use the internet on the phone to apply for a prepaid card. Then use the phone to activate the card. Then use the apps on the phone to commit crimes. Have the funds sent to a bitcoin wallet on the phone.

    Technology is awesome.
  9. #29
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by WellHung But I don't have so much… But I'm certainly far from poor. I'm just really good at minimizing my expenses.

    And? get good at handing your money to me. I need it more than you any ways. Paypal/gofundme ASAP.

    If not kill yourself while PNS on tinder...hanging by a nice thick rope.

    You're welcome.
  10. #30
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by 🐿 LOL Matt a phone isnt a necessity dear. You spent $400 on A PHONE. You can get a fast decent one for 150$. You ain't no millionaire baby.

    The one that's $150 is gonna be so many generations behind the newest model that the software will get really slow moving and sticky... Due to planned obsolescence from the manufacturer.
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