In anticipation of Christmas...

1. 2016-12-08 at 11:06 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   To all my junkies; may your drugs be pure and your ODs be few.
   To all my crooks; may your crimes go unsolved and bring you profits a new
   To all my pedos; may your lolis be lovely and forever so cute.
   To all my haxx0rz; may your root shells be swift and your 0days true.
   
   That and the best Christmas wishes to you.
   
2. 2016-12-08 at 1:26 PM UTC

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   cerakote African Astronaut
   i'll be sure to remember these kind words in the midst of my saturnalian orgies
3. 2016-12-08 at 1:28 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   And to the well wishers and death seekers may your necks snap clean
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • kroz
4. 2016-12-08 at 1:59 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm none of those things. You don't love me, Sophie. T_T
   
   Post last edited by Phoenix at 2016-12-08T14:23:34.176910+00:00
5. 2016-12-08 at 2:58 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Phoenix I'm none of those things. You don't love me, Sophie. T_T
   
   Post last edited by Phoenix at 2016-12-08T14:23:34.176910+00:00

   
   You are one of those things, don't deny it. And i do love you just not in a homo-erotic fashion, well, maybe a little.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2016-12-08 at 3 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie You are one of those things, don't deny it. And i do love you just not in a homo-erotic fashion, well, maybe a little.

   
   I love you too baby. In a totally platonic non-homo way. You're my little Sophist. ♥
7. 2016-12-08 at 3:13 PM UTC

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   cerakote African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Phoenix I love you too baby. In a totally platonic non-homo way. You're my little Sophist. ♥

   
   this is like a hallmark movie
8. 2016-12-08 at 3:15 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ~ its the most wonderful tinne of the year!. Ropes will be tightning and knives will get bloody, shotgun shell stockings and pills in the eggnog and everyone cheeers!!! Its the most wonderful tinne of the yeeeaaaarrr!!
   
   (Why does shutterstock have so many Christmas noose photos LMAO)
   
   
9. 2016-12-08 at 3:19 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump (Why does shutterstock have so many Christmas noose photos LMAO)
   
   

   
   Because so many people kill themselves every year on Christmas.
10. 2016-12-08 at 4:58 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm gonna hang myself from a mistletoe noose and really threw 'em off. Heh heh heh
11. 2016-12-08 at 4:59 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump And to the well wishers and death seekers may your necks snap clean

    
    where was your prayer last winter when hts needed it the most!!!!
12. 2016-12-08 at 4:59 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by cerakote this is like a hallmark movie

    
    except with no budget
13. 2016-12-08 at 11:30 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie To all my junkies; may your drugs be pure and your ODs be few.
    To all my crooks; may your crimes go unsolved and bring you profits a new
    To all my pedos; may your lolis be lovely and forever so cute.
    To all my haxx0rz; may your root shells be swift and your 0days true.
    
    That and the best Christmas wishes to you.

    
    *trucks