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  1. #1
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I was walking down the road to get some caffeine and I heard some yelling, sounded like a guy with tourettes syndrome or something, but I felt it could've been staged because there's a lot of street theater here.

    I turn around the corner,as I'm crossing a bridge I hear a noise, I peek over the bridge, and sitting there where nobody can see unless they peek over, is what appears to be a very petite woman with shoulder length brown hair and a bicycle, changing her socks.... Sitting literally inches from a very large pile of runny shit and toilet paper.

    I mean it'd be one thing if it were feet away, but it was so close she could've accidentally touched it. Under that bridge like all the other bridges here there's condom wrappers and heroin/meth needles. Makes sense. Wondering if it's a tranny now. Typical day.

    Yesterday I hung out with some black relatives of mine, and there was some creepy white people with them. I felt uneasy. I was certain they were contemplating killing me.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    tekhalla
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Where in the fuck do you live dude
  4. #4
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    White people are always conspiring
  5. #5
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Haha, you have black relatives.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    I see similar shit every single day. Just the other day, right off the side of a busy road was a dude shitting in the grass and he took a huge wad of grass to wipe with.

    Just another day in hell...
  7. #7
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Where in the fuck do you live dude
    The land of steers and queers
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    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Haha, you have black relatives.

    They're pretty cool though, not like the ones you'd get on a site like this. But, they've all been to prison and jail numerous times. I have mexican and asian relatives, too.
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    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I see similar shit every single day. Just the other day, right off the side of a busy road was a dude shitting in the grass and he took a huge wad of grass to wipe with.

    Just another day in hell…
    One time I was going to the store and I saw this mexican guy, in broad daylight, not even trying to hide it, in front of a very busy road, pull his pants down, and kinda bend over, dropped about 3 giant turds. Solid ones. I mean, I'm using to seeing all sorts of weird things but that was kinda odd, almost as if I was hallucinating... Like I can't even imagine how people so petite can build up so much shit in their bodies. These turds were like as thick as a softball. He pulled his pants up and went into the same store I was going into, unfortunately, I guess to get beer or toilet paper.

    This other time, I was walking to the store late at night and it's quiet, ominously so, seems as if nobody is around, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, a fat sweaty, bald mexican guy pops up out of the bushes at this church rubbing his nipples and says to me "Have you seeeeen herrrr??" and I said, umm, no, I don't think so...

    What's weird is I'm pretty sure it was this mexican tranny I'd normally see getting fucked in the butt on the front steps of the church by his half black half mexican boyfriend, but looked totally different without the makeup and wig.

    At one point, she left him. And he was going crazy, so I helped him find her. We tracked her down, but I had to go into a gay club in order to do so. He paid the cover charge for me (I was the only one with a valid ID) and I went into the place.... There was a dim blue light if I remember correctly, and shirtless body builders dancing next to a fan, where rubbing alcohol was slowly dripping, so you'd get misted with it if you walked past.

    Didn't find her there. We eventually tracked her down at some kind of shelter for battered and abused women (and disabled old people)

    He was nearly speechless when I got her to come out of the building. She seemed upset that he'd found her.

    Never really saw them again after that.

    EDIT:
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I like where I live.
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    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    I like my city, it's just so damn hot in the summer.
    One day I saw two guys get hit in the head with a steel pipe, one ended up in a pool of blood. Next day I got into a fight with a guy on his wedding day and he gashed his hand real bad on my teeth. I was completely unphased. I had a slight split in my lip but it healed in about two days. No visible bruising either. I shook his hand afterwards... That was in the same park this old black dude I knew got stabbed. It's been described as having a tendency to turn into the USA network. Very accurate description

    https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Man-dead-after-stabbing-at-San-Pedro-Park-6338840.php

    His name was David Jones. That's an article about him being stabbed to death. I kinda think they let the guy get away with it because the victim was black and the perp was a mexican(from mexico also)

    But, the guy had a lot of rowdy friends in the skater community, and they would beat the tranny's ass whenever they found him. There's a heart statue where he was stabbed(supposedly on the statue) and ironically he was dying of a heart condition anyways. He'd just gotten out of the hospital, too, so he was weak at the time, really unable to defend himself. Normally he'd easily kick some ass. Anyway this old black guy told me Jones had a history of beating up white* and hispanic women. I just shrugged. It's quite common for that sort of thing to happen here. I'd just talked to him minutes before he got stabbed. Strange day. Live by the sword die by the sword I guess because he'd stabbed someone to death with a bayonette before, and called the cops on himself aftwards. He worked in a law library in prison, he was incredibly knowledgeable about a lot of stuff, also ex army. Rapid deployment forces.

    EDIT: army people make very loyal friends often-times, and they can be incredibly smart, but they have a tendency to get into all sorts of crazy shit
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    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Gotta pull a kr0z and post another video
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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Haha, you have black relatives.

    fuck u bitch
  14. #14
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers One time I was going to the store and I saw this mexican guy, in broad daylight, not even trying to hide it, in front of a very busy road, pull his pants down, and kinda bend over, dropped about 3 giant turds. Solid ones. I mean, I'm using to seeing all sorts of weird things but that was kinda odd, almost as if I was hallucinating… Like I can't even imagine how people so petite can build up so much shit in their bodies. These turds were like as thick as a softball. He pulled his pants up and went into the same store I was going into, unfortunately, I guess to get beer or toilet paper.

    This other time, I was walking to the store late at night and it's quiet, ominously so, seems as if nobody is around, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, a fat sweaty, bald mexican guy pops up out of the bushes at this church rubbing his nipples and says to me "Have you seeeeen herrrr??" and I said, umm, no, I don't think so…

    What's weird is I'm pretty sure it was this mexican tranny I'd normally see getting fucked in the butt on the front steps of the church by his half black half mexican boyfriend, but looked totally different without the makeup and wig.

    At one point, she left him. And he was going crazy, so I helped him find her. We tracked her down, but I had to go into a gay club in order to do so. He paid the cover charge for me (I was the only one with a valid ID) and I went into the place…. There was a dim blue light if I remember correctly, and shirtless body builders dancing next to a fan, where rubbing alcohol was slowly dripping, so you'd get misted with it if you walked past.

    Didn't find her there. We eventually tracked her down at some kind of shelter for battered and abused women (and disabled old people)

    He was nearly speechless when I got her to come out of the building. She seemed upset that he'd found her.

    Never really saw them again after that.

    EDIT:

    Why do you always post a you tube video following a big post? I've noticed a few other suspected Autists do this.
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    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Why do you always post a you tube video following a big post? I've noticed a few other suspected Autists do this.

    I don't normally do that. I just got bored yesterday and felt like being like kr0z
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