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smelling a beautiful woman's ass like a dog

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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    sometimes i see women so beautiful [typically the euroasian mixes] i just want to bend 'em over and sniff their ass for several minutes like a dog.

    nose-deep in 'dat booty-hole.
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    Admin African Astronaut
    It doesn't smell that great...
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    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S sometimes i see women so beautiful [typically the euroasian mixes] i just want to bend 'em over and sniff their ass for several minutes like a dog.

    nose-deep in 'dat booty-hole.

    Wtf? Im drunk this doesn't make sense...
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    Originally posted by STER0S sometimes i see women so beautiful [typically the euroasian mixes] i just want to bend 'em over and sniff their ass for several minutes like a dog.

    nose-deep in 'dat booty-hole.

    follow them up the escallator or that conveyor stair thing, whatever its called.
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    Admin African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny follow them up the escallator or that conveyor stair thing, whatever its called.

    Escalator.
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Get yourself a girlfriend op... Ur desperation stinks.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Ur desperation stinks.

    Worse than the potential butt smell?
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks Worse than the potential butt smell?

    My favorite part of the day is going to sleep at night... And my least favorite part of the day is waking up in the morning.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung My favorite part of the day is going to sleep at night… And my least favorite part of the day is waking up in the morning.

    Jeez man, you're getting more and more depressing.

    The thing is, though, I kinda sometimes feel the same, so I get it.

    But you need to find something that gives you drive and motivation... You need some kind of metaphorical "pot of gold at the end of the rainbow."

    I'm working on trying to find that for myself right now, actually.
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    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    If it's your wife or girlfriend, well, not so weird I guess. It is quite close to the vagina anyway
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Some girl did that to me at school once. Looked round she was sniffing at my ass, lol.


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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Remember that yt vid where that weird faggy jap guy sniffs the guys ass in the toilets. Whenever I saw that it reminded me of looking round and catching Joanne Lawrence sniffing my ass in class.


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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Narc Some girl did that to me at school once. Looked round she was sniffing at my ass, lol.


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    never happened you fucking nonce
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by WellHung My favorite part of the day is going to sleep at night… And my least favorite part of the day is waking up in the morning.

    Depression.

    You sleep long hours?
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Octavian Depression.

    You sleep long hours?

    you fucking nonce
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you fucking nonce

    You fucking handsome bastard.
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby never happened you fucking nonce

    i'm pretty sure it was some stupid dare or summing, all her pals were giggling their heads off, lol. but yeah it did.

    it happened just as sure as you raped mal and all those women, ya fuckin bacon


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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Narc i'm pretty sure it was some stupid dare or summing, all her pals were giggling their heads off, lol. but yeah it did.

    it happened just as sure as you raped mal and all those women, ya fuckin bacon


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    Was/ Is she hawt?
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian Was/ Is she hawt?

    she was alright actually. funny thing i saw her on television a few years ago. you ever see that pawn shop program, not pawn stars, the english dude with the shop in west london? she was selling some tom on there, she runs a tanning salon in windsor now apparently. i saw it in jail and fucking loled. coz the last time i saw her was a few years after school coming out of mirage, which was a club in windsor i used to go to back then. i was fucking about in the lift with a pal, i sprayed some cs gas in the lift just as we were coming out. then outside waiting for a cab i bumped into her. hadn't seen her since school and was chatting away and she's rubbing her eyes and said 'i'm sure somebody sprayed gas in that lift', lol.


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