Totse Island Rival: Space Niggas Edition

1. 2019-05-20 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #1
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   https://lunarembassy.com/product/buy-mars-land-prime-view/
   
   Buy land on Mars and start a Totse colony?
2. 2019-05-20 at 3:06 AM UTC

   #2
   WellHung Black Hole
   Jeff Bezos and Blue Origin prefer colonizing the moon, instead. A one- way trip to Mars would take approximately 2 years to get there.
3. 2019-05-20 at 3:10 AM UTC

   #3
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by WellHung Jeff Bezos and Blue Origin prefer colonizing the moon, instead. A one- way trip to Mars would take approximately 2 years to get there.

   
   As long as we can either 1) go full stasis during to move or 2) have at least a decent retro gaming emulation rig two years isn't shit for life on Mars.
   
   
   It would be cool if you could really just buy land on Mars. 20 acres for $500 would be a sweet deal.
4. 2019-05-20 at 3:26 AM UTC

   #4
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet As long as we can either 1) go full stasis during to move or 2) have at least a decent retro gaming emulation rig two years isn't shit for life on Mars.
   
   
   It would be cool if you could really just buy land on Mars. 20 acres for $500 would be a sweet deal.

   
   What would you do with the land once you bought it?
5. 2019-05-20 at 3:30 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Build a space bar.
6. 2019-05-20 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #6
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by WellHung What would you do with the land once you bought it?

   
   If the shit is really legit I'd get about 300 acres and just sit on it until either life on Mars was viable, or I died and left it to my children. I might even negotiate with the company to try and leave as much vacant acreage as possible around me so I could buy more if the time came financially.
   
   
   I'm still fairly young depending on medical advancement so I could accumulate a stupid amount of land..
7. 2019-05-20 at 3:51 AM UTC

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   Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet I'm still fairly young depending on medical advancement so I could accumulate a stupid amount of land..

   
   Assuming some martian state decides to honour some bogus deed issued by some charlatans on terra.
8. 2019-05-20 at 11:39 AM UTC

   #8
   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Nil Assuming some martian state decides to honour some bogus deed issued by some charlatans on terra.

   
   Did you read their story? If true it's amazing how easily they got all 8 planets registered to them.
9. 2019-05-20 at 12:20 PM UTC

   #9
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Did the Martians fight this at all?
10. 2019-05-20 at 12:24 PM UTC

    #10
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Did the Martians fight this at all?

    
    Spectral, Shouldn't you be at school? No posting during language arts...
11. 2019-05-20 at 3:48 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    Hello my brothers and sisters. I just awoke from a dream where I was walking through a barren red desert around Olympus Mons and all the primordial bacteria and aliums were following me around the volcano because I was exhaling nitrogen laced with carbon dioxide.
    
    I would very much like to make this a reality but I am simply a poor and humble mendicant.
    
    We are the only ones who can support our church, dear sirs. We were wondering if you could change the lives of everyone in the church and help us buy a property on Mars? Because we are Trianglists without a Temple, we have a difficult time making donation. We are happy church, but we are also very poor.
    
    A temple like this could give our church a much better life, not just for today or tomorrow but for a very long time. I found a cheap property on Mars for only ₹35,000 INR. Please we do not ask for money or food we only need this property to make a better life for our church so we can have interplanetary missions and preach to the aliums.
    
    Please consider helping changing our lives forever.
    
    
    
12. 2019-05-20 at 3:59 PM UTC

    #12
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    SPACE TIPIS