Somebody hack into the phone systems and redirect all 911 calls to the Fona-Fone

1. 2019-05-19 at 11:50 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Maximum lulz will ensue.
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2. 2019-05-19 at 11:58 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   i called once and he just acted like a bitch
3. 2019-05-20 at 12:32 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Fucking hilarious😂😂
4. 2019-05-20 at 1:28 AM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
   Just post his number. If you're scared to do it here post it on New Totse. From there I promise it will get passed around.
5. 2019-05-20 at 1:28 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   He’s got it posted in his daily thread.
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6. 2019-05-20 at 1:31 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Hilarious prank, ya dildos.
7. 2019-05-20 at 1:32 AM UTC

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   Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]

   Originally posted by Technologist He’s got it posted in his daily thread.

   
   Thanks.
8. 2019-05-20 at 1:34 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Fucking hilarious😂😂

   
   Um. U need come down to planet Earth, lady.
9. 2019-05-20 at 1:35 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Um. U need come down to planet Earth, lady.

   
   Frothy Fona Fone Female detected.
10. 2019-05-20 at 1:37 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ya that's it.
    
    Fona gonna take over the world... Pinky.???
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11. 2019-05-20 at 1:38 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Brain?!?!🤗🙂
12. 2019-05-20 at 1:38 AM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ya that's it.
    
    Fona gonna take over the world… Pinky.???

    
    
13. 2019-05-20 at 1:38 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Um. U need come down to planet Earth, lady.

    
    
    Um. U need to join the rest of us on Earth, lady.
14. 2019-05-20 at 1:43 AM UTC

    #14
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Um. U need to join the rest of us on Earth, lady.

    
    Lol I see.
15. 2019-05-20 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #15
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Um. U need to join the rest of us on Earth, lady.

    
    Lol. Hmm. I wouldn't of thought.
16. 2019-05-20 at 2:10 AM UTC

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    Bueno motherfucker
17. 2019-05-20 at 2:17 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Um. U need to join the rest of us on Earth, lady.

    
    Lol..would u ever consider u don't care for anyone directly other than shifting a limb back or forwarded to suit a machine? But ur a caregiver right?
18. 2019-05-20 at 2:22 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I'm just trying to navigate myself back to earth.
19. 2019-05-20 at 2:27 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Are u able to respond to 911 emergency?
    Lol how hilarious medical emergencies are... Rofl what about when they hear wrong number?!!!?
20. 2019-05-20 at 2:27 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Bueno *ring*
    Fona: Hello?
    Caller: Someone is in my house, Im hiding in the closet
    Fona: *Fona-Giggle* Well, oh oh

    
    *ring*
    Fona: Hello?
    Caller: I'm being robbed.
    Fona: Can you put the robber on the phone?