💡Supergluing a squirting dildo on a random part of your body.

1. 2019-05-19 at 4:56 PM UTC

   #1
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Think people on video chats would think you're a circus freak with a dick growing from a random part of his body?
2. 2019-05-19 at 4:57 PM UTC

   #2
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Probably if you glue it to your forehead
3. 2019-05-19 at 5:03 PM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Erekshun Probably if you glue it to your forehead

   
   If somebody else ends up sucking it, are they giving you head, or are you giving them head?
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