If your future self wanted to bang you would you let him?

1. 2016-12-08 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Or if he tried to rape you, would you resist?
2. 2016-12-08 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
   
   
   I would kick my ass
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3. 2016-12-08 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fuck no. I'd, well, I'm a tricky dude and maybe....
   
   First off, I can't think of a scenario where my future self wants to fuck me. Second, I thought this was a Bill Krozby thread because he got raped as a kid.
4. 2016-12-08 at 1:35 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   aldra!
5. 2016-12-08 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What if I die
6. 2016-12-08 at 1:59 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'd let him give me a handjob, that's about it
7. 2016-12-08 at 11:18 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by inb4l0pht I'd let him give me a handjob, that's about it

   
   I guess you could say that's masturbation. Would still be pretty awkward though. I wonder for real if i get copied right now, or me from 10 minutes into the future would meet me now if we would be friends or dislike eachother.
8. 2016-12-08 at 1:24 PM UTC

   #8
   cerakote African Astronaut
   yes but with socks on so its not gay
9. 2016-12-08 at 9:32 PM UTC

   #9
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   
10. 2016-12-08 at 10:15 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Where do you find these sonic maymays?
11. 2016-12-08 at 11:34 PM UTC

    #11
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I remembered it from a collection that contained the "double nigger" meme. I have a memory cache of memes. As others would remember interpersonal interactions, things done in meatspace, I remember the internet. It has literally become integrated into my neural network when combined with drugs that positively modulate neuroplasticity and neurogenesis.
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12. 2016-12-09 at 1:54 AM UTC

    #12
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Laws would have to be re-written if reverse time travel were possible. As a thought experiment, so much circular logic presents itself that I don't even.