I think I'm gonna just get a parking ticket a couple times this week.

1. 2019-05-18 at 11:56 PM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Cause its still cheaper and even a little bit less of a hassle to pay the ticket, also... theres still a chance they'll miss me if I do the "park backwards an inch from the wall" trick. Also I wanna see how they got my plate # last time I got a ticket when I did that, I think they looked up the VIN, but I could make use of my cameras and find out.
2. 2019-05-19 at 12 AM UTC

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   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
   Also... is it a criminal offense if I put an old ticket under my windshield wiper and they check it & found out what I did? [EDIT] after 3 minnutes of research, i'm not gonna try this.
3. 2019-05-19 at 12:01 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   You live a wild life
4. 2019-05-19 at 12:02 AM UTC

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   🐿 African Astronaut
   Duh the plate attached to the vin. With all your other info too.
5. 2019-05-19 at 1:23 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   swim put paperwork on dash between windshield and vin plate also spray your car with olive oil so the ticket just slides off
6. 2019-05-19 at 3:32 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Won’t that somehow add points to your license?
7. 2019-05-19 at 3:38 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Technologist Won’t that somehow add points to your license?

   
   Yeah... Gangster points.
8. 2019-05-19 at 3:39 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   If you accumulate sufficient points, you evolve into a more superior form.
   
   Or so I've heard.
   
   I'm just a lowly pedestrian and all.
9. 2019-05-19 at 3:41 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You should try to get a Barnacle.
   
   
10. 2019-05-19 at 3:42 AM UTC

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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

    Originally posted by Technologist Won’t that somehow add points to your license?

    
    
    No.