My Ultimate Goals (15-20 years later)

1. 2019-05-17 at 3:17 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   As some of you may know, I am a digital hoarder. I have archived emails, notes, pictures, and so on, that I have been saving since I was in my teenage years (late 90's).
   
   Well, one little treasure I just stumbled upon is a list of goals I set for myself many years ago...
   
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   My Ultimate Goals:
   * Become an actor
   * See the entire world
   * Become a millionaire
   * Become famous
   * Have an huge house and nice car
   * Give back to the world
   * Try everything once
   * Be in tip-top physical and mental condition
   * Reach new spiritual levels
   ======
   
   Fucking L-O-L.
   
   I'm pretty much 0 for 9.
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2. 2019-05-17 at 3:18 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   "an huge"
3. 2019-05-17 at 3:19 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks * Try everything once

   
   have you tried little boys ?
4. 2019-05-17 at 3:21 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny have you tried little boys ?

   
   Can't say that I have.
5. 2019-05-17 at 3:23 AM UTC

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   G African Astronaut
   lol
6. 2019-05-17 at 3:23 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks Can't say that I have.

   
   and your open to giving it a try ?
   
   yes ?
7. 2019-05-17 at 3:27 AM UTC

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   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and your open to giving it a try ?
   
   yes ?

   
   Once I've become a millionaire with an huge house and nice car, and I'm a famous actor, and I've given something back to the world, and I've reached new spiritual levels... Ask me again then and we'll see.
   
   I've got a bunch of other things I'm way behind on doing as it is.
8. 2019-05-17 at 3:38 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks Once I've become a millionaire with an huge house and nice car, and I'm a famous actor, and I've given something back to the world, and I've reached new spiritual levels… Ask me again then and we'll see.
   
   I've got a bunch of other things I'm way behind on doing as it is.

   
   see, you have set yourself up to fail by your non commitance.
9. 2019-05-17 at 12:37 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks * Reach new spiritual levels

   
   That's an unusual one for a child
10. 2019-05-17 at 5:39 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's an unusual one for a child

    
    I was rather spiritually precocious from a young age.
    
    I had already reached level 4 at the time, spiritually speaking.
    
    I yearned to reached levels much higher than that though... Like maybe level 20.
    
    Right now I'm at about a 7.
11. 2019-05-17 at 5:45 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by gadzooks As some of you may know, I am a digital hoarder. I have archived emails, notes, pictures, and so on, that I have been saving since I was in my teenage years (late 90's).
    
    Well, one little treasure I just stumbled upon is a list of goals I set for myself many years ago…
    
    ======
    My Ultimate Goals:
    * Become an actor
    * See the entire world
    * Become a millionaire
    * Become famous
    * Have an huge house and nice car
    * Give back to the world
    * Try everything once
    * Be in tip-top physical and mental condition
    * Reach new spiritual levels
    ======
    
    Fucking L-O-L.
    
    I'm pretty much 0 for 9.

    
    I look forward to coming Canada and helping you find yourself. I believe with the right push there's nothing you can't do.
    
    We'll recruit some hoes from the clubs but no dead beat transients are coming back yours, especially when we got hawt females.
    
    I'll plug a half oz of high purity. If you can get something to mix it with that would be cool, I'll even settle with creatine cause without mixing it we'll be too mangled from the undilute coke to function.
    
    Oh also we will DEFINITELY need viagras.
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12. 2019-05-17 at 5:46 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks I was rather spiritually precocious from a young age.
    
    I had already reached level 4 at the time, spiritually speaking.
    
    I yearned to reached levels much higher than that though… Like maybe level 20.
    
    Right now I'm at about a 7.

    
    too bad you weren't mollested as a child.
    
    getting mollested level ups you by 25.
13. 2019-05-17 at 5:52 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Octavian I'll plug a half oz of high purity. If you can get something to mix it with that would be cool, I'll even settle with creatine cause without mixing it we'll be too mangled from the undilute coke to function.

    
    As long as I have sufficient heads up beforehand, I will get a hold of something.
14. 2019-05-17 at 5:54 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny too bad you weren't mollested as a child.
    
    getting mollested level ups you by 25.

    
    So that's why you're such a fuck up. Which family member fingered your ass hole? Grandpa Joe, uncle Bob?
15. 2019-05-17 at 6:35 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian So that's why you're such a fuck up. Which family member fingered your ass hole? Grandpa Joe, uncle Bob?

    
    i was sent to catholic school.
16. 2019-05-17 at 6:40 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i was sent to catholic school.

    
    I was, Corpus Christi.
    
    And..?
17. 2019-05-17 at 6:42 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    i dont want to talk about it.
18. 2019-05-17 at 6:42 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    O/10
    
    Word cloud.
    
    Fuck!
19. 2019-05-17 at 6:46 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i dont want to talk about it.

    
    *Homes in on target*
    
    "We got him"
20. 2019-05-17 at 6:47 PM UTC

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by mmQ O/10
    
    Word cloud.
    
    Fuck!

    
    It's funny you should mention that, because I actually just got my hard drive back/recovered (it cost me $1,500 and took a month and a half).
    
    Among the contents of that drive was some of the code I was writing to archive, parse, and analyze the NiS data.
    
    I'm actually like 99% of the way there, and I was remembering just yesterday about the word cloud I promised you and Panny.
    
    I'm gonna try to do it right now. I'm a tad tipsy so no guarantees.
    
    But if I don't get it done this morning, then tomorrow for sure.