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Am I the only one without an alt on here?

  1. #21
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I think the ppl here who do are even weirder shitbags than the ppl who don't.

  2. #22
    Admin African Astronaut
    Each burner gets an alt. That's how I roll.
  3. #23
    apric0t Houston
    nope and i never did

    literally all of these other faggots are lying though
  4. #24
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    i dont use an alt, never did and that's nobodies fault, maybe we should start a cult, of people who don't have an alt, we will drink to that with a 10 year old malt, and i'll keep the idea in a vault, with my 9mm colt, that's fitted together with a nut and bolt, by a gunsmith called walt, who always cooks with too much salt, i've told him to halt, i even gave him a jolt, with a tazer set to 50,000 volt, but i never used an alt.


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  5. #25
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Originally posted by apric0t nope and i never did

    literally all of these other faggots are lying though

    It's easy to feel that way when so many people here have alts, and there's only like 20 real members of this site that aren't alts. I'd have no reason to use one. When I was younger I would use them in chat rooms to mess with people though.
  6. #26
    Octavian motherfucker
    If you have an alt it means you have failed and are now trying to adopt a new persona in the blind hope you can start again. This is Autism announced and bottom rung ladder mentality.

    If life is so hard and people's opinions matter so much on a site inhabited by retard, drug addicted, child molesting faggots that you have to make an alt you should immediately suicide. No matter how hard you try, no newfound validation will excuse the fact you adopted a personality cause you essentially failed first time.

    Take Mash, he's an ugly retarded fucking mess but he owns it and doesn't feel the need to adopt a new persona. I would imagine it would be hard especially if you go on TC and everyone knows your face anyway.
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  7. #27
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian If you have an alt it means you have failed and are now trying to adopt a new persona in the blind hope you can start again. This is Autism announced and bottom rung ladder mentality.

    If life is so hard and people's opinions matter so much on a site inhabited by retard, drug addicted, child molesting faggots that you have to make an alt you should immediately suicide. No matter how hard you try, no newfound validation will excuse the fact you adopted a personality cause you essentially failed first time.

    Take Mash, he's an ugly retarded fucking mess but he owns it and doesn't feel the need to adopt a new persona. I would imagine it would be hard especially if you go on TC and everyone knows your face anyway.

    well said oct


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  8. #28
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    No alts here. Ive been hydro9for a long time, and dont have the time or effort to us another account pretending to be someone else. That's kinda retarded if you ask me.
  9. #29
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone No alts here. Ive been hydro9for a long time, and dont have the time or effort to us another account pretending to be someone else. That's kinda retarded if you ask me.

    how you doing hydro my girl?


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  10. #30
    nice alt Yung Blood
    Alts have become a way of life.
  11. #31
    Originally posted by nice alt Alts have become a way of life.

    QFT!
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  12. #32
    G African Astronaut
    No
  13. #33
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I basically have about half a dozen "alts"... But they're mostly just novelty accounts that I created to make a clever joke at some point, but they are clearly alts:

    ALTemio sanchez.
    "nice alt".
    And a couple more with like 50 posts each.

    But I do use ALTemio sanchez, as well as you_just_got_called_a_faggot, for testing code for a variety of different uses.

    I virtually never use them for any serious posting, and I'm 100% transparent about the fact that they are my "alts."
  14. #34
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Right. Clever. ☺️
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  15. #35
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I've been gadzooks (on Totse, Zoklet, and here) since 2004, though.

    It's my brand, I guess.

    It's really a silly username, but I keep it for consistency.
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  16. #36
    Who African Astronaut [that staidly controlling tamarillo]
    This is my Alt, My main account is Big Johnson.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right. Clever. ☺️

    Faggot.
  18. #38
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    How astute.
  19. #39
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    So much analpain over internet usernames lmao
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  20. #40
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Hurts when u run through them like diarrhea. 🤗☺️
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