Best thing about being so beta & British

1. 2019-05-17 at 2:52 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   why would tea be green? did it go mouldy or summing? sounds disgusting either way, like summing a total faggot would drink.
   
   
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2. 2019-05-17 at 2:55 AM UTC

   #22
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc why would tea be green? did it go mouldy or summing? sounds disgusting either way, like summing a total faggot would drink.
   
   
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   Only an uncouth homosexual would assume such things about a beverage enjoyed by millions that kicks cancer in it's scrotum. But do you scrub.
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3. 2019-05-17 at 3:18 AM UTC

   #23
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Octavian I broke his heart once and now he wants me dead.
   
   

   
   Why u lie
   
   I DONT LIKE YOUR BONE STRUCTURE
4. 2019-05-17 at 3:19 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by G Only an uncouth homosexual would assume such things about a beverage enjoyed by millions that kicks cancer in it's scrotum. But do you scrub.

   
   you don't even make sense, are you high?
   
   
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5. 2019-05-17 at 3:25 AM UTC

   #25
   

   G African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc you don't even make sense, are you high?
   
   
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   Just because you lack the depth to grasp doesn't make it nonsensical to learned ones now does it ?! I suggest you read up before trying to pull off the condescending role.
6. 2019-05-17 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   If being beta and British aren't mutually exclusive why did you knock up a Scottish lass so your seed isn't tainted with welsh and south Europe bollocks DNA?
7. 2019-05-17 at 8:57 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by G Just because you lack the depth to grasp doesn't make it nonsensical to learned ones now does it ?! I suggest you read up before trying to pull off the condescending role.

   
   try speaking english and maybe we can try and piece together some kind of conversation. i don't speak faggydegook.
   
   
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8. 2019-05-17 at 10:54 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Narc try speaking english and maybe we can try and piece together some kind of conversation. i don't speak faggue d'gook.
   
   
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   corrected
9. 2019-05-17 at 11:07 AM UTC

   #29
   WellHung Black Hole
   Scottish vs Irish vs English = British?
10. 2019-05-17 at 3:03 PM UTC

    #30
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc why would tea be green? did it go mouldy or summing? sounds disgusting either way, like summing a total faggot would drink.

    The british will never understand it. But, green tea, can actually be green, if you don't leave the bag of tea in the water too long and the water isn't too hot. If it's too hot or you stir it/leave the bag in too long, it'll pull tannins into the water, making it brown/red like british tea.
    
    I prefer highly diluted green tea myself.
11. 2019-05-17 at 4:49 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    My mum is Scottish.
    
    Jon snow in this mother fucker.
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12. 2019-05-17 at 5:04 PM UTC

    #32
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Octavian My mum is Scottish.
    
    Jon snow in this mother fucker.

    
    then you are a product of miscegenation and rasse treason.
13. 2019-05-17 at 5:18 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny then you are a product of miscegenation and rasse treason.

    
    Sure I am.
    
    
    I really would like to do one of those Ancestry tests to see what countries I'm connected to. My grandparents said we were pure bloods but I highly doubt it. All anglo saxons are a mix dutch/ english.
14. 2019-05-17 at 5:23 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    All the Americans I interact with on a daily basis think I'm highly intelligent and refined. They think my Manchester accent is delightful when in fact back home it's viewed as the equivalent of a cross between a naw-wot-a-mean negroidian and a West Virginian backwoods hillbilly.
    
    Quite a few years ago I was at the immigration office in the line waiting to be fingerprinted with 200 hispanic folk...It comes to my turn and the guy looks up at me and says "oh! where are you from".."England" says I...he looks at the line and says loudly "That's what we need more of here!"...surprisingly racist I thought for an officer/agent at the immigration office...but thoroughly understandable of course..he even dabbed my fingers clean after he'd finished with the alcohol wipe whereas everyone else he just gave the wipe too.
    
    Step aside you dog...Englishman coming through.
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15. 2019-05-17 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All the Americans I interact with on a daily basis think I'm highly intelligent and refined. They think my Manchester accent is delightful when in fact back home it's viewed as the equivalent of a cross between a naw-wot-a-mean negroidian and a West Virginian backwoods hillbilly.
    
    Quite a few years ago I was at the immigration office in the line waiting to be fingerprinted with 200 hispanic folk…It comes to my turn and the guy looks up at me and says "oh! where are you from".."England" says I…he looks at the line and says loudly "That's what we need more of here!"…surprisingly racist I thought for an officer/agent at the immigration office…but thoroughly understandable of course..he even dabbed my fingers clean after he'd finished with the alcohol wipe whereas everyone else he just gave the wipe too.
    
    Step aside you dog…Englishman coming through.

    
    You are one user I would like to meet one day. I'll be seeing Zooks for sure by the year's end.
16. 2019-05-17 at 5:56 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    no homo right?
17. 2019-05-17 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson no homo right?

    
    Urgh, no fuck that! I LOVE THA' PUSSY!
    
    Why you leave Manchester? I'm going in a few weeks. It's like half hour away.
18. 2019-05-17 at 7:27 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I believed the grass was greener on the other side of the fence...I WAS WRONG.
19. 2019-05-17 at 7:35 PM UTC

    #39
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    England seems like a beautiful country, aside from the rampant cuckery.
20. 2019-05-17 at 8 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers England seems like a beautiful country, aside from the rampant cuckery.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers England seems like a beautiful country, aside from the rampant cuckery.

    
    Fag announced***
    
    The Welsh countryside,yes
    
    The Scottish highlands, yes
    
    The Irish Glen, Yes
    
    England?
    
    No....no
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