Mind Fuck- "You were this close"

1. 2019-05-16 at 11:04 PM UTC

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   Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
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2. 2019-05-17 at 12:19 AM UTC

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   Shrooms Houston
   Get the hook up from a manager there and fire them once you're in, blame your mischief on cooperate India you lose some you win some whatever it takes get that 3rd job.
3. 2019-05-17 at 12:25 AM UTC

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   Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Shrooms Get the hook up from a manager there and fire them once you're in, blame your mischief on cooperate India you lose some you win some whatever it takes get that 3rd job.

   
   It's not India's fault nor Mexico nor the Philipine Islands.
   
   It's Ray fucking Daleo and Bridgewater Associates fault for outsourcing America
   
   (inserts really angry face)
   
   Whatever.. I agree.. keep working. save money. let your kids with their shitty attitude and hate for you get it while you don't get a chance to spend any of it.
   
   I'm gonna buy land and build my cellar dweller (pimped out Bat Cave with a home Movie Theater and a dorky Tough Shed Cabin on top)
   
   and maybe if I live to be 83.. I'll drop dead in it and just let a friend pour cement over me and never tell the kids and make them live in it for at least one month before able to sell it.. then tell them I was just under the shitty cabin they had to stay in and that their was an awesome cellar around 5000 sq ft just under them.. and how stupid they were for selling it.
   
   
   FUCK YA!