Originally posted by blackbird
Lawns are boring.
If I had a yard I’d use it as a garden to grow a bunch of interesting plants instead of just grass, then I’d make a bunch of trails through it with a clearing in the middle where you could sit in the sun.
Thats cuz ur a homo. A real man has a nice lawn + amazing garden.
KEy kids. KEntucky 31 TALL FESCUE infected with endophyte yields ergovine compounds in the ug/kg range.
This means a 55gal drum of solvent or two and of lawn clippings of FAST GROWING WAIST HIGH GRASS (moisture and temperature sensitive) means enough LSD for you and your friends HHAHAHAHAHAHA a few pesky Mg of measly LSA after hydrolysis... thats the most YOU will ever get (I can't see a person trashing something as MURICAN as a LAWNcare, growing wheat or rye or something). Like I said... all of these have clandestine diversion purposes... Ever wonder why corn fields and meth go hand in hand??...
(N)Nitrogen (Ammonia NH3)
(P)Phosphorus (Red Phosphorus)
(K)Potassium (Alkaline Metal)
And your lesser used elements (Mercury, Palladium, Carbon, etc, etc)