I have scary powerful charisma

1. 2019-05-15 at 1:17 AM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut
   I am ridiculously good at talking to people and getting them to behave how I want them to behave.
   
   It can be both through positive or negative emotions. But I always come out looking good and getting what I want.
   
   I can get women to do whatever I want. I can charm almost any man or woman. I can turn men into followers and acolytes. I can craft enemies that behave as I want them to, and reliably do what I please in arenas otherwise inaccessible to me to further my goals through their own incompetence.
2. 2019-05-15 at 1:22 AM UTC

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   We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
   It's not that you have powerful charisma, it's that most people are dumb. And they are designed to be. Prove me wrong and become the next hitler or charles manson.
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   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2019-05-15 at 1:26 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   posting in a tinypenis thread
4. 2019-05-15 at 2:10 AM UTC

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   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers It's not that you have powerful charisma, it's that most people are dumb. And they are designed to be. Prove me wrong and become the next hitler or charles manson.

   
   Most people aren't dumb IMO. Or at least since 100 IQ is always the norm and I know a lot of average people, I don't think they are just dumb. But they understand good reasoning if you find the right thread to pick up. And you can reason people into anything.
5. 2019-05-15 at 5:50 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   spoiler: 'Charisma' brand chloroform
6. 2019-05-15 at 7:49 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   its because people are required by law to obey crossing guards.
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   • The Self Taught Man
7. 2019-05-15 at 7:49 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   not your charisma.
8. 2019-05-15 at 7:50 AM UTC

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   Jesus Christ Tuskegee Airman
   Vanity is a gateway straight to hell
9. 2019-05-15 at 8:12 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jesus Christ Vanity is a gateway straight to hell

   
   ima gonna ram my car risma into your van nity.
10. 2019-05-15 at 10:32 AM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    OPie
    
    Charisma?.....no. An attempting manipulator?......yes. It’s easy to see through your manipulations by a person who has only half a mind.
11. 2019-05-15 at 10:34 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    hypocreete.