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For anyone interested in the design, appearance and performance of the Samsung Galaxy S9 smartphone...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Folks, this is exciting because I've never had a cell phone this new, or nearly this good... great all-around phone, but I'd say it's best features are superb screen detail/colors, a fabulous camera, it's lightning fast surfing the web, the battery lasts forever, and it's got excellent audio. Furthermore, a huge bonus is that it's water resistant. For a limited time, you can purchase it, brand new, from the Walmart app, for $398.99, with free shipping and no taxes.
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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Superb screen detail for looking at food porn

    Lightning fast for multiple profile spamming

    Long battery life for those excursions from hotel room to soup kitchen

    And water resistant for those long walks in da rain

    Folks, all in all a sound investment for someone without a pot to piss in.


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  3. #3
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    A smartphone is a good investment if you're poor. It's a TV, computer, internet connection, phone,light, camera, etc. Its one of those things you're way better of with than without.
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  4. #4
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    and you can get all of that for $100

    you should have no disposable income when homeless
  5. #5
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 and you can get all of that for $100

    you should have no disposable income when homeless

    Accomodation can be upwards of $100 a night.
  6. #6
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    We're talking about our ebuddy spending 400 on a smartphone instead of managing his limited funds more wisely. I've already tried to tell him he could rent a sleeping room per month for the price of a weekly stay in his hotel.

    Folks, Matt is a genius level intellect villain.
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 We're talking about our ebuddy spending 400 on a smartphone instead of managing his limited funds more wisely. I've already tried to tell him he could rent a sleeping room per month for the price of a weekly stay in his hotel.

    Folks, Matt is a genius level intellect villain.

    Dude I used to do that several years ago and rent a bedroom from a widower for 400 a month, everything included. But finding those types of opportunities are very rare, around where I live, ... it's not some idea that I haven't thought of... dude I have 5 grand saved in the bank. Like Star Trek said this is an offer I couldn't refuse and a smartphone is a good investment for a poor person like me. Now I got a solid backup in this S6, too.
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, this is exciting because I've never had a cell phone this new, or nearly this good… great all-around phone, but I'd say it's best features are superb screen detail/colors, a fabulous camera, it's lightning fast surfing the web, the battery lasts forever, and it's got excellent audio. Furthermore, a huge bonus is that it's water resistant. For a limited time, you can purchase it, brand new, from the Walmart app, for $398.99, with free shipping and no taxes.

    You sound like a total faggot. Who the fuck says fabulous and doesn't suck dick?


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  9. #9
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Narc You sound like a total faggot. Who the fuck says fabulous and doesn't suck dick?


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    Someone's mad.β˜ΊπŸ˜ƒ
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Narc You sound like a total faggot. Who the fuck says fabulous and doesn't suck dick?


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    Fabulous post.
  11. #11
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Accomodation can be upwards of $100 a night.



    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Accomodation can be upwards of $100 a night.

    Dude, But you should be smart enough to realize that most people that live out of hotels pay nowhere near that amount... those r the type of prices people pay who stay a few days, maybe a week. Furthermore, motels that charge $100 a n
    ight are by-and-large not the motels people live at for long periods of time.
    I always pay anywhere between $30 and $40 a night. After 30 consecutive days at any particular location you get all your taxes refunded back to you. What I'm paying is in accordance with just about anyone who would have their own apartment.
  12. #12
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country A smartphone is a good investment if you're poor. It's a TV, computer, internet connection, phone,light, camera, etc. Its one of those things you're way better of with than without.

    Well articulated. I couldn't have said it better myself. Someone could be homeless, but if they have a car, a tent, a reliable smartphone and a gym membership... they're still good to go.πŸ™‚πŸ˜
  13. #13
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol@ "someone"
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol@ "someone"

    Please give me attention.
  15. #15
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Superb screen detail for looking at food porn

    Lightning fast for multiple profile spamming

    Long battery life for those excursions from hotel room to soup kitchen

    And water resistant for those long walks in da rain

    Folks, all in all a sound investment for someone without a pot to piss in.


    Thumbsup, subscribe.

    Dude you're assuming I'm without a pot to piss in just because I'm not a home owner. I'm at an extended stay motel, douchebag, lots of people do it, it's an increasing trend, and it's basically the equivalent of renting an apartment. I've got 2 sources of regular income, a vehicle that's totally paid off, a great smartphone, all the knick knacks I need... More money saved in the bank than you have... no credit card debt ... profitable investments in common stock, and I'm not tied down to any particular location. And not stupid enough to live with the ole' lady, like you, so I can get side action from time to time. NiggaπŸ™‚πŸ˜€ I'm good.
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Its true. Soend your 400 proud one time on an all in one magic device. Big fuckin deal. It does everything. Why would you spend 400 on a device that does EVERYTHING when you could spend less ? Because if you can do it once and be done, you do it. I guess. Because you have a few extra bucks to spare and you dont NEED to buy the cheapest device available, which I've had to do a few times. What a dumb question, LARRY. !!!
  17. #17
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Dude you're assuming I'm without a pot to piss in just because I'm not a home owner. I'm at an extended stay motel, douchebag, lots of people do it, it's an increasing trend, and it's basically the equivalent of renting an apartment. I've got 2 sources of regular income, a vehicle that's totally paid off, a great smartphone, all the knick knacks I need… More money saved in the bank than you have… no credit card debt … profitable investments in common stock, and I'm not tied down to any particular location. And not stupid enough to live with the ole' lady, like you, so I can get side action from time to time. NiggaπŸ™‚πŸ˜€ I'm good.

    Who you calling old????
  18. #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by 🐿 Who you calling old????

    Not you, Princess. Ur young and beautiful. I wanna eat and taste u for days. Soon as Larry goes out of town.
  19. #19
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Your tongue is probably scratchy like a cats.
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  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 and you can get all of that for $100

    you should have no disposable income when homeless

    all of that for $100? Dude are you kidding me? Nothing good and functional... Just something that's aggravatingly low performance. When it's warranted, and the extra money you pay is actually worth it...I believe in spending more for something high quality. I'd love to see what piece of shit phone you utilize.
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