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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I got my stitches out friday. and got my job back and accidently made 300 dollars by my dumb luck this afternoon. I was walking to the beer sto at noon and some dude was like hey your backpack is open, and I was like "hey thanks bud" and zipped it up. I walked another few blocks and some bitch yelled at me "hey you with the back pack, you lost some money, your back pack was open, it fell out" and I walked up to her and she gave me 50 dollars.

    On the way back from heb, (a grocery store for you yanks) I went to get a bite of the mexican resteruant by me, and they had a flyer about a missing cat, and I was trying to take one of the photos of the cat "jax" with me and the guy said they only have 3 more left and i should just take a photo of it with my phone. I saw the cat by my place and ran up and grabbed a pillow case and shoved the cat in the case and locked him in my bathroom and called the number and gave me 250 dollars.

    I have the weirdest luck like that, I have people just hand me over money for no reason. But at least I got the cat back, the old lady was really appreciative.

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    Shrooms Houston
    Did you get the address? kidnap it give it you one of you buds and be like I found your cat lady. Next buy some ice.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Shrooms Did you get the address? kidnap it give it you one of you buds and be like I found your cat lady. Next buy some ice.

    You're a retard. There's only one in every thread and you're it.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Shrooms Did you get the address? kidnap it give it you one of you buds and be like I found your cat lady. Next buy some ice.

    You're a retard. There's always one in every thread and you're it.
  5. #5
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I got my stitches out friday. and got my job back and accidently made 300 dollars by my dumb luck this afternoon. I was walking to the beer sto at noon and some dude was like hey your backpack is open, and I was like "hey thanks bud" and zipped it up. I walked another few blocks and some bitch yelled at me "hey you with the back pack, you lost some money, your back pack was open, it fell out" and I walked up to her and she gave me 50 dollars.

    On the way back from heb, (a grocery store for you yanks) I went to get a bite of the mexican resteruant by me, and they had a flyer about a missing cat, and I was trying to take one of the photos of the cat "jax" with me and the guy said they only have 3 more left and i should just take a photo of it with my phone. I saw the cat by my place and ran up and grabbed a pillow case and shoved the cat in the case and locked him in my bathroom and called the number and gave me 250 dollars.

    I have the weirdest luck like that, I have people just hand me over money for no reason. But at least I got the cat back, the old lady was really appreciative.


    You did a good deed. Thats cool you got the cat back to its home.

    Personally I wouldnt have taken the money (unless they REALLY insisted) but hey... As long as you didnt extort it lol its cool. Good for you.

    I dont like cats but i can sympathize if it was one of my animals one of my dogs or something so I commend you for helping return that pet to its rightful and apparently VERY loving and appreciative owner.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by hydromorphone You did a good deed. Thats cool you got the cat back to its home.

    Personally I wouldnt have taken the money (unless they REALLY insisted) but hey… As long as you didnt extort it lol its cool. Good for you.

    I dont like cats but i can sympathize if it was one of my animals one of my dogs or something so I commend you for helping return that pet to its rightful and apparently VERY loving and appreciative owner.

    no i didn't extort anything, the first lady yelled at me to come see her saying i lost money and i just took it, then I gave the cat back to the other lady, i was on a roll.

    I've had a very checkered week this week and things just turned out the way they did. some good, some kinda not good but it didn't fuck me over.
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Good Deed Bill Krozby
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash Good Deed Bill Krozby

    yeah pretty much, they offered 50 dollars for anyone that would take a picture of the cat because cats get rowdy and run away, but I know from a couple years ago from my friend if you shove a cat into a pillow sack the right way and carry them the right way they will just chill.

    learned that from my friend that was trying to move out of a hotel and asked me to help her walk to of her cats out of the hotel, i thought she was full of it but they were cool
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Bad!! BAD DEED! BAD KITTY! KENNELLLL!!!!!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Bad!! BAD DEED! BAD KITTY! KENNELLLL!!!!!

    some peoples kids...

  11. #11
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    CHOOTIE IN THE BOOTIE










    WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN
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  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thank you Mashys today is about Chootie. Its moms day and even though Chootie wasnt a mom she practically was one to me.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha. I'm kidding . Today is about moms and people who have and have lost them. Far more important than any cat.
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