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Getting Laid 101

  1. 2019-05-11 at 4:41 AM UTC
    #1
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Step 1: Buy sedatives on the dark web.

    Step 2:



    Step 3: ???.

    Step 4: Profit.
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  2. 2019-05-11 at 4:47 AM UTC
    #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    Date rape is great.
  3. 2019-05-11 at 4:49 AM UTC
    #3
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by WellHung Date rape is great.

    Date rape is best rape.
  4. 2019-05-11 at 5:58 AM UTC
    #4
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Gross
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  5. 2019-05-11 at 6:02 AM UTC
    #5
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by frala Gross

    That movie single-handedly blazed the whole idea of wearing a condom directly into my brain for years.

    If I were a high school principal, I would make all my students watch the following:
    1. Kids (1995).
    2. Requiem for a Dream (2000).

    They will never have unprotected sex, or do drugs, ever again.
  6. 2019-05-11 at 6:03 AM UTC
    #6
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Except that I actually stopped using condoms... and started using harder drugs...

    Fuck it.

    People are irredeemable.
  7. 2019-05-11 at 6:05 AM UTC
    #7
    frala Avant garde shartist
    I’ve seen both movies. There’s a difference between not using condoms and date rape.
  8. 2019-05-11 at 6:07 AM UTC
    #8
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by frala I’ve seen both movies. There’s a difference between not using condoms and date rape.

    I meant the movie in general.

    That particular scene is obviously just for shock value.

    But, when Casper contracts HIV from Jennie right in that exact scene, it kinda drives the point home that sex is a dangerous sport.
  9. 2019-05-11 at 6:09 AM UTC
    #9
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    That and Casper's a rapist.

    No offense to our resident CASPER who shares the same name.
  10. 2019-05-11 at 6:12 AM UTC
    #10
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Yeah kinda drives the point home you shouldn’t date rape lol.
  11. 2019-05-11 at 6:14 AM UTC
    #11
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Okay, for the record... I do not condone date rape.

    I do, however, condone the posting of "edgy" material if it serves an underlying purpose.
  12. 2019-05-11 at 6:20 AM UTC
    #12
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Oh I know that you don’t.
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  13. 2019-05-11 at 7:16 AM UTC
    #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    or just have a charismatic personality and a big dick

    /frued
  14. 2019-05-11 at 7:19 AM UTC
    #14
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby or just have

    ...

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby a charismatic personality

    CHECK.

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby a big dick

    Not everyone can just rock a Bill Krozby dog.
  15. 2019-05-11 at 7:20 AM UTC
    #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks …



    CHECK.



    Not everyone can just rock a Bill Krozby dog.

    its not the size that matters, its the way you rock it
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  16. 2019-05-11 at 11:33 AM UTC
    #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    egg
  17. 2019-05-11 at 12:12 PM UTC
    #17
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby or just have a charismatic personality and a big dick

    /frued

    You definitely got one of the two
  18. 2019-05-11 at 2:07 PM UTC
    #18
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Step 1: Buy sedatives on the dark web.

    Step 2:



    Step 3: ???.

    Step 4: Profit.

    You forgot step 5 get hiv
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