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Why couldn't I have just been born In Las Vegas...

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    Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]
    There is no way my life wouldn't be better, cool, more adventure, etc if I just been born there.
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I grew up in Vegas, good times! But that was before the feds ran the mob out of town. Watch Goodfellas.
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    I rather watch Casino. Thanks!
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Watch what you want. Goodfellas was about how they run the mob out of Vegas. Maybe Casino did too but IDK. Good times in Vegas when the mob owned it. Not really sure how the feds are any different from the mob though.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    higher chance your parents would've pimped you out, probably
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    DAD MOM WHY AM I A GERBER BABY
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Erekshun Not really sure how the feds are any different from the mob though.

    Anglos vs Italians basically.

    The history of the Americas is best understood as a giant, 600 year long gang-fight between various looting ethnic mafias.
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    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Id rather go to new orleans I love spooky occult shit. Screw the drinking and drugging I'd be breaking into haunted houses and staying nights in the graveyard messing with my quija board.
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    Originally posted by Thotgirl Id rather go to new orleans I love spooky occult shit. Screw the drinking and drugging I'd be breaking into haunted houses and staying nights in the graveyard messing with my quija board.

    The ghost tour out of the voodoo shop is pretty good, lasts 2hrs...though I'd avoid the palm reading in the voodoo shop because the reader doesn't know what the hell she's talking about.

    When I was there with exwife #1 she wanted her palm read...I kicked up a fuss because it was $50 but caved and gave her the money while I waited outside holding our beers. She was in there for like an hr and I'd drunk the beers and several others by the time she came out and I was rather irate at waiting around...

    me: "..where the fuck have you been and what the fuck did she say!" I enquired...

    her: "Well, she talked about you..."

    me: "WTF! What did she say about me?"

    her: "She said; our souls visit Earth many times before we ascend to heaven, learning a little more each visit until the soul is ready....she said your soul is a new one, it's the first time its been here...that's why you act the way you do"

    So basically I paid $50 to be called an asshole.

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    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The ghost tour out of the voodoo shop is pretty good, lasts 2hrs…though I'd avoid the palm reading in the voodoo shop because the reader doesn't know what the hell she's talking about.

    When I was there with exwife #1 she wanted her palm read…I kicked up a fuss because it was $50 but caved and gave her the money while I waited outside holding our beers. She was in there for like an hr and I'd drunk the beers and several others by the time she came out and I was rather irate at waiting around…

    me: "..where the fuck have you been and what the fuck did she say!" I enquired…

    her: "Well, she talked about you…"

    me: "WTF! What did she say about me?"

    her: "She said; our souls visit Earth many times before we ascend to heaven, learning a little more each visit until the soul is ready….she said your soul is a new one, it's the first time its been here…that's why you act the way you do"

    So basically I paid $50 to be called an asshole.


    Come months end im heading to Savannah. :3 yeah i used to give out fake physic readings. I should get back into that. I see a very bad financial investment in your future..
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    lol nyc, atlanta, new o.l., florida...this cuntas lived everywhere in a mere and pathetic 25 yrs. LMao hack and fake cunt.
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    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dregs lol nyc, atlanta, new o.l., florida…this cuntas lived everywhere in a mere and pathetic 25 yrs. LMao hack and fake cunt.

    I said i wanted to visit new orleans. Never been and before my stepdad became a batshit crazy troon when i was a kid we traveled alot of places. Atlanta was when i was in college.
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Blah blah fake.
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    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dregs Blah blah fake.

    Not fake. -.-
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Sure.
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