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  1. #61
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Why don't you fuck off number13

    Why don't you lick my taint first?
  2. #62
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Number13 Why don't you lick my taint first?

    I don't think there would be a fight after that, good call.
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  3. #63
    Originally posted by Number13 Why don't you lick my taint first?

    Yup. Surprising people huh. Maybe because this is a very neutral throw away account someone has maintained for a long time.
  4. #64
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    A real nigga only smash pinot grigio
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  5. #65
    Originally posted by CASPER A real nigga only smash pinot grigio

    It does get you drunk quickly but too sweet for me.
  6. #66
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Ive really got to liking wine lately. A customer at work gave me a bottle of cabernet that was apparently like a 94 point Costco exclusive import thingie. Was aged in bourbon barrels. Im not usually big on sauvignon bc its so tart and tannic, and im not wild about that, but this one was only 3 years old, but super mellowed out.I drank like 2 bottles the first night. California has so much good wine though its ridiculous. Even selling dope, I had people try to trade me decent bottles. lol.
  7. #67
    Technologist victim of incest
    Casper,
    Do you know anyone who might have some in depth knowledge of body mechanics? A physical therapist? A trainer? Someone who can give you some good advise as to what would work best for your body habitus.
  8. #68
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Number13 It's neither, it's Kentucky fried.

    Popeyes is better and tastier too. Shit like a motherfucker the next day as well.
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  9. #69
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Technologist Casper,
    Do you know anyone who might have some in depth knowledge of body mechanics? A physical therapist? A trainer? Someone who can give you some good advise as to what would work best for your body habitus.

    No. Ive been thinking about that. I wish i did. Im going to try to see if Medi-Cal covers legit physical therapy. Bc when i run and stuff (or attempt to run), I can just FEEL that shit isnt right. Muscles are weakened. Different shit is misaligned. The entire body largely runs in straight lines, with different muscle groups in equilibrium. With my hips tilted back and my spine curved in at the bottom and hunched at the top, me center of gravity is all kinds of fucked up. Im hoping i can even fix it at this point. Short of being a in a wonky full-torso back brace for a decade, idk if some of this shit is going to go away
  10. #70
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    And shit...whatever I did to my wrist when i started with the free weights again.... I really fucked something up. Regular sore muscle wouldve gone away by now. Pops and stuff, but feels pretty much fine until i take a pushup position (with right wrist pushed back), and then put any kind of weight on it. Feels like what i expect a hairline fracture or something feels like. *sigh*
  11. #71
    Technologist victim of incest
    Well there isn’t much you can do for the scoliosis, and I didn’t think you could do much for the kyphosis, but I’m wrong.

    When I moved here, I used to see an older man walking his little dog everywhere. He had a very prominent kyphosis. He’d have a backpack on with weight in it. Then he had a cane-like pole that he ran under both his shoulders and behind his back, basically forcing himself upright. I’ve seen him do this for years now, actually doing it with a new doggy, I’m sure his other one died :-(. Now, he is practically vertical. I’m amazed at his results. It took dedication, but he changed it.
  12. #72
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    try smashing it against a brickwall see if it snaps back into alignment or gotta give up masturbation for a few months or more.
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  13. #73
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER No. Ive been thinking about that. I wish i did. Im going to try to see if Medi-Cal covers legit physical therapy. Bc when i run and stuff (or attempt to run), I can just FEEL that shit isnt right. Muscles are weakened. Different shit is misaligned. The entire body largely runs in straight lines, with different muscle groups in equilibrium. With my hips tilted back and my spine curved in at the bottom and hunched at the top, me center of gravity is all kinds of fucked up. Im hoping i can even fix it at this point. Short of being a in a wonky full-torso back brace for a decade, idk if some of this shit is going to go away

    If you've went long periods of time without much physical exercise it could be stabilizing muscles are too weak to support you. Definitely no expert man but try focusing on core and slowly your gait might feel better while running. Really go after lower back, glutes, hip flexor area along with strengthening your entire ab wall. Pro side effect: stronger orgasms.
  14. #74
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 If you've went long periods of time without much physical exercise it could be stabilizing muscles are too weak to support you. Definitely no expert man but try focusing on core and slowly your gait might feel better while running. Really go after lower back, glutes, hip flexor area along with strengthening your entire ab wall. Pro side effect: stronger orgasms.

    Thats exactly what it feels like, actually. Yeah i went 13 years of heroin addiction without so much as a walk around the block. A lot of sitting. A lot of driving. No cardio, no exercise, and FUCKTONS of drugs. I think that might be exactly what it is. Im also really tall (6'7") and like 362 lb, so when im on the treadmill, if i dont have at least my fingers pressed against the sides of the machine, its just SO uncomfortable to walk more than a couple min. And if i try to not hold onto anything and just walk normally, its intensely uncomfortable.

    Aside from doing the bike, Ive been using this machine that you sit in and twist your torso. But its so hard to isolate and not use my back muscles. My legs and back are really muscular from just being the weight and height that i am, but everything else is dogshit- so i find myself "cheating" and using those other muscles when im not concentrating.

    I think thats probably exactly what it is though. Instead of putting in that half of my time doing curls and flys and shit (since my rotator cuff is apparently also super atrophied and shit and pop sout of socket when i stretch my arms out in a wide circle...which kind of gives me a clue as to what is probably going on with my other joints like my hips), i might just do what you guys suggested and put all that time into stretching and core strengthening. Bc half the time in the gym when i have to stop- its not because im too tired or i cant lift more or run farther...its just bc the pain is getting too uncomfortable and i dont want to do any more damage.

    Im going to put a couple yardsticks against a wall and chart my progress according to how far i can shoot my load.

    10/10 wine thread would sample again
  15. #75
    Let’s do a NIS wine tasting!
  16. #76
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER Thats exactly what it feels like, actually. Yeah i went 13 years of heroin addiction without so much as a walk around the block. A lot of sitting. A lot of driving. No cardio, no exercise, and FUCKTONS of drugs. I think that might be exactly what it is. Im also really tall (6'7") and like 362 lb, so when im on the treadmill, if i dont have at least my fingers pressed against the sides of the machine, its just SO uncomfortable to walk more than a couple min. And if i try to not hold onto anything and just walk normally, its intensely uncomfortable.

    Aside from doing the bike, Ive been using this machine that you sit in and twist your torso. But its so hard to isolate and not use my back muscles. My legs and back are really muscular from just being the weight and height that i am, but everything else is dogshit- so i find myself "cheating" and using those other muscles when im not concentrating.

    I think thats probably exactly what it is though. Instead of putting in that half of my time doing curls and flys and shit (since my rotator cuff is apparently also super atrophied and shit and pop sout of socket when i stretch my arms out in a wide circle…which kind of gives me a clue as to what is probably going on with my other joints like my hips), i might just do what you guys suggested and put all that time into stretching and core strengthening. Bc half the time in the gym when i have to stop- its not because im too tired or i cant lift more or run farther…its just bc the pain is getting too uncomfortable and i dont want to do any more damage.

    Im going to put a couple yardsticks against a wall and chart my progress according to how far i can shoot my load.

    10/10 wine thread would sample again

    Yeah I've went through cycles of being in top shape and letting myself fall well below a good baseline. So I've went through the process of building back up from basically nothing, and have experienced the pains and setbacks. I have problems with my lower back and always find that getting that entire core area back to where it needs to be is essential before I can really start to build. Once you get to a certain point though it will ease back pain and actually improve posture.

    Think I've seen you mention yoga but could be wrong. You should try the broken table and work modifications into it. Will work wonders for your lower back.
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  17. #77
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Imagine being a kitten and I walk up to you and you're aruxk in a little cage and I'm lokenyeah I want you I want that one and ur lookijg up at me all fucking COGNITIVELY DISSONNCIATED But you know I'm awesome cat dad but also I'm me and I furtively as a cat you know its probably not good but also you know it is
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    Do you talk to yourself in real life mmq? Like this^


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  18. #78
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    I talk to myself all the time. I even kick my own ass at times. Just be cool...and let Life flow Narc. Talk to yourself deeply and maybe you won't ever get arrested again.
  19. #79
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I do talk to myself. Just wondered if mqq did was all.


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  20. #80
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- Kind of wish I had a button to nuke all of society.

    Would you do the same given the chance? Folks?

    Pussy only basic bitchs drink rose. Real hardcore bitches drink vodka watered down with some fruity bullshit. Me im a vodka and cranberry juice kinda gal.
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