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  1. #1
    lmao!
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  2. #2
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Holy fuck that is actually pretty intense.
  3. #3
    the bear left because the guy didn't have weed
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  4. #4
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    That's some scary ass shit.

    I can't tell if that's a Brown bear or a Grizzly. Its small for a grizzly yet still big enough to tear a pothole size dent in your ass.
    this is why people shouldn't get friendly or feed the fucking cunts. and don't go fishing alone or even 2 people. I'd make it 5 or 6 at least.
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Grizzlies are the shit. What a magnificent creature.
  6. #6
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Tesla Coil That's some scary ass shit.

    I can't tell if that's a Brown bear or a Grizzly. Its small for a grizzly yet still big enough to tear a pothole size dent in your ass.
    this is why people shouldn't get friendly or feed the fucking cunts. and don't go fishing alone or even 2 people. I'd make it 5 or 6 at least.

    grizzlies are brown bears. Just carry a gun and you should be fine.
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    i miss my guns. i never got to shoot them sober.
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    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung grizzlies are brown bears. Just carry a gun and you should be fine.

    I think I heard that somewhere. But when do Grizzlies become the giant of the species vs just smaller brown bears?

    Black bears are usually smaller. East coast of US black bears are smaller than West Coast. go into Yosemite and they're huge. they stand about 7=8 feet or even 10

    they push over full size dumpsters to get inside them. they will thump a dumpster to death to get food inside.

    push your car windows in and stand on your hood when you're trying to drive off.

    don't feed these bastards. Wild LIfe Preserve is wonderful but they want to insert wolves and grizzlies back into the pacific northwest like California's sierras.

    Stupid fucking idea.
  9. #9
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Awww, he's a big and fuzzy and cute. I wanna give him a hug.
  10. #10
    it is morally bad for bears to not eat lannys
  11. #11
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Lanny Awww, he's a big and fuzzy and cute. I wanna give him a hug.

    ^bait taker

    all consumed. crunch crunch was the last thing lanny heard.
  12. #12
    because lannys are bad people who abuse alcohols that are supposed to be FOOD, and he eats so much FOOD in general so that other people can't, and he does a job that does nothing to contribute to anything in a morally good way becuase he is bad
  13. #13
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietYellow because lannys are bad people who abuse alcohols that are supposed to be FOOD, and he eats so much FOOD in general so that other people can't, and he does a job that does nothing to contribute to anything in a morally good way becuase he is bad

    But he gives you a platform with which to express yourself on...
  14. #14
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    You guys are just jealous of what great buds me and my fluffy bear friend are going to be
  15. #15
    nobody can argue the fact that that is a cute bear
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  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Bears get a bad rap, man. They're just following their instincts. Humans have killed way more bears than bears have killed humans. And, as you can see right there, bears don't go out of their way to attack humans. Cuz that bear could have had that dude for lunch.
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    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Lol!
  18. #18
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III nobody can argue the fact that that is a cute bear

    cute af tbh
  19. #19
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    cute
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    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung Bears get a bad rap, man. They're just following their instincts. Humans have killed way more bears than bears have killed humans. And, as you can see right there, bears don't go out of their way to attack humans. Cuz that bear could have had that dude for lunch.

    Man shut the fuck up with that bullshit. Go hug a tree and afterwards go get raped by some bear teeth you senseless faggot
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