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Black Hole in the house?

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Anyone else have a black hole in their home?
    I dropped a piece of a vape pen and now its gone,diapered, vanished this has happened before.
    12 years ago I was getting dressed for my brothers wedding and I dropped the shoe strings, gone ,done.
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    I lost 20 xanax bars one night.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Originally posted by Actor I lost 20 xanax bars one night.

    Me too, lost forever in my esophagus.

    It's called gravity you noob, look down.

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Today I went ocd nuts and dismantled the room,I found it!!
    The fucking thing rolled about three feet away under my pc case.
    The shoe laces never turned up though.
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    I so hope my xanax bars turn up somewhere.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes. Not dissimilar to the infamous dryer sock monster.



    It's probably where he lives.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    On the burning February morning Beatriz Viterbo died, after braving an agony
    that never for a single moment gave way to self-pity or fear, I noticed that the
    sidewalk billboards around Constitution Plaza were advertising some new brand
    or other of American cigarettes. The fact pained me, for I realised that the wide
    and ceaseless universe was already slipping away from her and that this slight
    change was the first of an endless series. The universe may change but not me, I
    thought with a certain sad vanity. I knew that at times my fruitless devotion had
    annoyed her; now that she was dead, I could devote myself to her memory,
    without hope but also without humiliation. I recalled that the thirtieth of April
    was her birthday; on that day to visit her house on Garay Street and pay my
    respects to her father and to Carlos Argentino Daneri, her first cousin, would be
    an irreproachable and perhaps unavoidable act of politeness. Once again I would
    wait in the twilight of the small, cluttered drawing room, once again I would
    study the details of her many photographs: Beatriz Viterbo in profile and in full
    colour; Beatriz wearing a mask, during the Carnival of 1921; Beatriz at her First
    Communion; Beatriz on the day of her wedding to Roberto Alessandri; Beatriz
    soon after her divorce, at a luncheon at the Turf Club; Beatriz at a seaside resort
    in Quilmes with Delia San Marco Porcel and Carlos Argentino; Beatriz with the
    Pekingese lapdog given her by Villegas Haedo; Beatriz, front and three-quarter
    views, smiling, hand on her chin... I would not be forced, as in the past, to justify
    my presence with modest offerings of books — books whose pages I finally
    learned to cut beforehand, so as not to find out, months later, that they lay around
    unopened.
    Beatriz Viterbo died in 1929. From that time on, I never let a thirtieth of April go
    by without a visit to her house. I used to make my appearance at seven-fifteen
    sharp and stay on for some twenty-five minutes. Each year, I arrived a little later
    and stay a little longer. In 1933, a torrential downpour coming to my aid, they
    were obliged to ask me for dinner. Naturally, I took advantage of that lucky
    precedent. In 1934, I arrived, just after eight, with one of those large Santa Fe
    sugared cakes, and quite matter-of-factly I stayed to dinner. It was in this way, on
    these melancholy and vainly erotic anniversaries, that I came into the gradual
    confidences of Carlos Argentino Daneri.
    Beatriz had been tall, frail, slightly stooped; in her walk there was (if the
    oxymoron may be allowed) a kind of uncertain grace, a hint of expectancy.
    Carlos Argentino was pink-faced, overweight, gray-haired, fine-featured. He held
    a minor position in an unreadable library out on the edge of the Southside of
    Buenos Aires. He was authoritarian but also unimpressive. Until only recently, he
    took advantage of his nights and holidays to stay at home. At a remove of two
    generations, the Italian “S” and demonstrative Italian gestures still survived in
    him. His mental activity was continuous, deeply felt, far-ranging, and — all in all
    — meaningless. He dealt in pointless analogies and in trivial scruples. He had (as
    did Beatriz) large, beautiful, finely shaped hands. For several months he seemed
    to be obsessed with Paul Fort — less with his ballads than with the idea of a
    towering reputation. “He is the Prince of poets,” Daneri would repeat fatuously.
    “You will belittle him in vain — but no, not even the most venomous of your
    shafts will graze him.”
    On the thirtieth of April, 1941, along with the sugared cake I allowed myself to
    add a bottle of Argentine cognac. Carlos Argentino tasted it, pronounced it
    “interesting,” and, after a few drinks, launched into a glorification of modern
    man.
    “I view him,” he said with a certain unaccountable excitement, “in his inner
    sanctum, as though in his castle tower, supplied with telephones, telegraphs,
    phonographs, wireless sets, motion-picture screens, slide projectors, glossaries,
    timetables, handbooks, bulletins...”
    He remarked that for a man so equipped, actual travel was superfluous. Our
    twentieth century had inverted the story of Mohammed and the mountain;
    nowadays, the mountain came to the modern Mohammed.
    So foolish did his ideas seem to me, so pompous and so drawn out his exposition,
    that I linked them at once to literature and asked him why he didn’t write them
    down. As might be foreseen, he answered that he had already done so — that
    these ideas, and others no less striking, had found their place in the Proem, or
    Augural Canto, or, more simply, the Prologue Canto of the poem on which he hd
    been working for many years now, alone, without publicity, with fanfare,
    supported only by those twin staffs universally known as work and solitude. First,
    he said, he opened the floodgates of his fancy; then, taking up hand tools, he
    resorted to the file. The poem was entitled The Earth; it consisted of a description
    of the planet, and, of course, lacked no amount of picturesque digressions and
    bold apostrophes.
    I asked him to read me a passage, if only a short one. He opened a drawer of his
    writing table, drew out a thick stack of papers — sheets of a large pad imprinted
    with the letterhead of the Juan Crisóstomo Lafinur Library — and, with ringing
    satisfaction, declaimed:
    Mine eyes, as did the Greek’s, have known men’s
    towns and fame,
    The works, the days in light that fades to amber;
    I do not change a fact or falsify a name —
    The voyage I set down is... autour de ma chambre.
    “From any angle, a greatly interesting stanza,” he said, giving his verdict. “The
    opening line wins the applause of the professor, the academician, and the
    Hellenist — to say nothing of the would-be scholar, a considerable sector of the
    public. The second flows from Homer to Hesiod (generous homage, at the very
    outset, to the father of didactic poetry), not without rejuvenating a process whose
    roots go back to Scripture — enumeration, congeries, conglomeration. The third
    — baroque? decadent? example of the cult of pure form? — consists of two equal
    hemistichs. The fourth, frankly bilingual, assures me the unstinted backing of all
    minds sensitive to the pleasures of sheer fun. I should, in all fairness, speak of the
    novel rhyme in lines two and four, and of the erudition that allows me — without
    a hint of pedantry! — to cram into four lines three learned allusions covering
    thirty centuries packed with literature — first to the Odyssey, second to Works
    and Days, and third to the immortal bagatelle bequathed us by the frolicking pen
    of the Savoyard, Xavier de Maistre. Once more I’ve come to realise that modern
    art demands the balm of laughter, the scherzo. Decidedly, Goldoni holds the
    stage!”
    He read me many other stanzas, each of which also won his own approval and
    elicited his lengthy explications. There was nothing remarkable about them. I did
    not even find them any worse than the first one. Application, resignation, and
    chance had gone into the writing; I saw, however, that Daneri’s real work lay not
    in the poetry but in his invention of reasons why the poetry should be admired. Of
    course, this second phase of his effort modified the writing in his eyes, though not
    in the eyes of others. Daneri’s style of delivery was extravagant, but the deadly
    drone of his metric regularity tended to tone down and to dull that extravagance.
    [Among my memories are also some lines of a satire in which he lashed out
    unsparingly at bad poets. After accusing them of dressing their poems in the
    warlike armour of erudition, and of flapping in vain their unavailing wings, he
    concluded with this verse:
    But they forget, alas, one foremost fact — BEAUTY!
    Only the fear of creating an army of implacable and powerful enemies dissuaded
    him (he told me) from fearlessly publishing this poem.]
    Only once in my life have I had occasion to look into the fifteen thousand
    alexandrines of the Polyolbion, that topographical epic in which Michael Drayton
    recorded the flora, fauna, hydrography, orography, military and monastic history
    of England. I am sure, however, that this limited but bulky production is less
    boring than Carlos Argentino’s similar vast undertaking. Daneri had in mind to
    set to verse the entire face of the planet, and, by 1941, had already dispatched a
    number of acres of the State of Queensland, nearly a mile of the course run by the
    River Ob, a gasworks to the north of Veracruz, the leading shops in the Buenos
    Aires parish of Concepción, the villa of Mariana Cambaceres de Alvear in the
    Belgrano section of the Argentine capital, and a Turkish baths establishment not
    far from the well-known Brighton Aquarium. He read me certain long-winded
    passages from his Australian section, and at one point praised a word of his own
    coining, the colour “celestewhite,” which he felt “actually suggests the sky, an
    element of utmost importance in the landscape of the Down Under.” But these
    sprawling, lifeless hexameters lacked even the relative excitement of the so-called
    Augural Canto. Along about midnight, I left.
    Two Sundays later, Daneri rang me up — perhaps for the first time in his life. He
    suggested we get together at four o’clock “for cocktails in the salon-bar next
    door, which the forward-looking Zunino and Zungri — my landlords, as you
    doubtless recall — are throwing open to the public. It’s a place you’ll really want
    to get to know.”
    More in resignation than in pleasure, I accepted. Once there, it was hard to find a
    table. The “salon-bar,” ruthlessly modern, was only barely less ugly than what I
    had excepted; at the nearby tables, the excited customers spoke breathlessly of the
    sums Zunino and Zungri had invested in furnishings without a second thought to
    cost. Carlos Argentino pretended to be astonished by some feature or other of the
    lighting arrangement (with which, I felt, he was already familiar), and he said to
    me with a certain severity, “Grudgingly, you’ll have to admit to the fact that these
    premises hold their own with many others far more in the public eye.”
    He then reread me four or five different fragments of the poem. He had revised
    them following his pet principle of verbal ostentation: where at first “blue” had
    been good enough, he now wallowed in “azures,” “ceruleans,” and
    “ultramarines.” The word “milky” was too easy for him; in the course of an
    impassioned description of a shed where wool was washed, he chose such words
    as “lacteal,” “lactescent,” and even made one up — “lactinacious.” After that,
    straight out, he condemned our modern mania for having books prefaced, “a
    practice already held up to scorn by the Prince of Wits in his own grafeful preface
    to the Quixote.” He admitted, however, that for the opening of his new work an
    attention-getting foreword might prove valuable — “an accolade signed by a
    literary hand of renown.” He next went on to say that he considered publishing
    the initial cantos of his poem. I then began to understand the unexpected
    telephone call; Daneri was going to ask me to contribute a foreword to his
    pedantic hodgepodge. My fear turned out unfounded; Carlos Argentino remarked,
    with admiration and envy, that surely he could not be far wrong in qualifying
    with the ephitet “solid” the prestige enjoyed in every circle by Álvaro Melián
    Lafinur, a man of letters, who would, if I insisted on it, be only too glad to dash
    off some charming opening words to the poem. In order to avoid ignominy and
    failure, he suggested I make myself spokesman for two of the book’s undeniable
    virtues — formal perfection and scientific rigour — “inasmuch as this wide
    garden of metaphors, of figures of speech, of elegances, is inhospitable to the
    least detail not strictly upholding of truth.” He added that Beatriz had always
    been taken with Álvaro.
    I agreed — agreed profusely — and explained for the sake of credibility that I
    would not speak to Álvaro the next day, Monday, but would wait until Thursday,
    when we got together for the informal dinner that follows every meeting of the
    Writers’ Club. (No such dinners are ever held, but it is an established fact that the
    meetings do take place on Thursdays, a point which Carlos Argentino Daneri
    could verify in the daily papers, and which lent a certain reality to my promise.)
    Half in prophecy, half in cunning, I said that before taking up the question of a
    preface I would outline the unusual plan of the work. We then said goodbye.
    Turning the corner of Bernardo de Irigoyen, I reviewed as impartially as possible
    the alternatives before me. They were: a) to speak to Álvaro, telling him the first
    cousin of Beatriz’ (the explanatory euphemism would allow me to mention her
    name) had concocted a poem that seemed to draw out into infinity the
    possibilities of cacophony and chaos: b) not to say a word to Álvaro. I clearly
    foresaw that my indolence would opt for b.
    But first thing Friday morning, I began worrying about the telephone. It offended
    me that that device, which had once produced the irrecoverable voice of Beatriz,
    could now sink so low as to become a mere receptacle for the futile and perhaps
    angry remonstrances of that deluded Carlos Argentino Daneri. Luckily, nothing
    happened — except the inevitable spite touched off in me by this man, who had
    asked me to fulfill a delicate mission for him and then had let me drop.
    Gradually, the phone came to lose its terrors, but one day toward the end of
    October it rang, and Carlos Argentino was on the line. He was deeply disturbed,
    so much so that at the outset I did not recognise his voice. Sadly but angrily he
    stammered that the now unrestrainable Zunino and Zungri, under the pretext of
    enlarging their already outsized “salon-bar,” were about to take over and tear
    down this house.
    “My home, my ancestral home, my old and inveterate Garay Street home!” he
    kept repeating, seeming to forget his woe in the music of his words.
    It was not hard for me to share his distress. After the age of fifty, all change
    becomes a hateful symbol of the passing of time. Besides, the scheme concerned
    a house that for me would always stand for Beatriz. I tried explaining this delicate
    scruple of regret, but Daneri seemed not to hear me. He said that if Zunino and
    Zungri persisted in this outrage, Doctor Zunni, his lawyer, would sue ipso facto
    and make them pay some fifty thousand dollars in damages.
    Zunni’s name impressed me; his firm, although at the unlikely address of Caseros
    and Tacuarí, was nonetheless known as an old and reliable one. I asked him
    whether Zunni had already been hired for the case. Daneri said he would phone
    him that very afternoon. He hesitated, then with that level, impersonal voice we
    reserve for confiding something intimate, he said that to finish them poem he
    could not get along without the house because down in the cellar there was an
    Aleph. He explained that an Aleph is one of the points in space that contains all
    other points.
    “It’s in the cellar under the dining room,” he went on, so overcome by his worries
    now that he forgot to be pompous. “It’s mine — mine. I discovered it when I was
    a child, all by myself. The cellar stairway is so steep that my aunt and uncle
    forbade my using it, but I’d heard someone say there was a world down there. I
    found out later they meant an old-fashioned globe of the world, but at the time I
    thought they were referring to the world itself. One day when no one was home I
    started down in secret, but I stumbled and fell. When I opened my eyes, I saw the
    Aleph.”
    “The Aleph?” I repeated.
    “Yes, the only place on earth where all places are — seen from every angle, each
    standing clear, without any confusion or blending. I kept the discovery to myself
    and went back every chance I got. As a child, I did not foresee that this privilege
    was granted me so that later I could write the poem. Zunino and Zungri will not
    strip me of what’s mine — no, and a thousand times no! Legal code in hand,
    Doctor Zunni will prove that my Aleph is inalienable.”
    I tried to reason with him. “But isn’t the cellar very dark?” I said.
    “Truth cannot penetrate a closed mind. If all places in the universe are in the
    Aleph, then all stars, all lamps, all sources of light are in it, too.”
    “You wait there. I’ll be right over to see it.”
    I hung before he could say no. The full knowledge of a fact sometimes enables
    you to see all at once many supporting but previously unsuspected things. It
    amazed me not to have suspected until that moment that Carlos Argentino was a
    madman. As were all the Viterbos, when you came down to it. Beatriz (I myself
    often say it) was a woman, a child, with almost uncanny powers of clairvoyance,
    but forgetfulness, distractions, contempt, and a streak of cruelty were also in her,
    and perhaps these called for a pathological explanation. Carlos Argentino’s
    madness filled me with spiteful elation. Deep down, we had always detested each
    other.
    On Garay Street, the maid asked me kindly to wait. The master was, as usual, in
    the cellar developing pictures. On the unplayed piano, beside a large vase that
    held no flowers, smiled (more timeless than belonging to the past) the large
    photograph of Beatriz, in gaudy colours. Nobody could see us; in a seizure of
    tenderness, I drew close to the portrait and said to it, “Beatriz, Beatriz Elena,
    Beatriz Elena Viterbo, darling Beatriz, Beatriz now gone forever, it’s me, it’s
    Borges.”
    Moments later, Carlos came in. He spoke drily. I could see he was thinking of
    nothing else but the loss of the Aleph.
    “First a glass of pseudo-cognac,” he ordered, “and then down you dive into the
    cellar. Let me warn you, you’ll have to lie flat on your back. Total darkness, total
    immobility, and a certain ocular adjustment will also be necessary. From the
    floor, you must focus your eyes on the nineteenth step. Once I leave you, I’ll
    lower the trapdoor and you’ll be quite alone. You needn’t fear the rodents very
    much — though I know you will. In a minute or two, you’ll see the Aleph — the
    microcosm of the alchemists and Kabbalists, our true proverbial friend, the
    multum in parvo!”
    Once we were in the dining room, he added, “Of course, if you don’t see it, your
    incapacity will not invalidate what I have experienced. Now, down you go. In a
    short while you can babble with all of Beatriz’ images.”
    Tired of his inane words, I quickly made my way. The cellar, barely wider than
    the stairway itself, was something of a pit. My eyes searched the dark, looking in
    vain for the globe Carlos Argentino had spoken of. Some cases of empty bottles
    and some canvas sacks cluttered one corner. Carlos picked up a sack, folded it in
    two, and at a fixed spot spread it out.
    “As a pillow,” he said, “this is quite threadbare, but if it’s padded even a half-inch
    higher, you won’t see a thing, and there you’ll lie, feeling ashamed and
    ridiculous. All right now, sprawl that hulk of yours there on the floor and count
    off nineteen steps.”
    I went through with his absurd requirements, and at last he went away. The
    trapdoor was carefully shut. The blackness, in spite of a chink that I later made
    out, seemed to me absolute. For the first time, I realised the danger I was in: I’d
    let myself be locked in a cellar by a lunatic, after gulping down a glassful of
    poison! I knew that back of Carlos’ transparent boasting lay a deep fear that I
    might not see the promised wonder. To keep his madness undetected, to keep
    from admitting he was mad, Carlos had to kill me. I felt a shock of panic, which I
    tried to pin to my uncomfortable position and not to the effect of a drug. I shut
    my eyes — I opened them. Then I saw the Aleph.
    I arrive now at the ineffable core of my story. And here begins my despair as a
    writer. All language is a set of symbols whose use among its speakers assumes a
    shared past. How, then, can I translate into words the limitless Aleph, which my
    floundering mind can scarcely encompass? Mystics, faced with the same
    problem, fall back on symbols: to signify the godhead, one Persian speaks of a
    bird that somehow is all birds; Alanus de Insulis, of a sphere whose center is
    everywhere and circumference is nowhere; Ezekiel, of a four-faced angel who at
    one and the same time moves east and west, north and south. (Not in vain do I
    recall these inconceivable analogies; they bear some relation to the Aleph.)
    Perhaps the gods might grant me a similar metaphor, but then this account would
    become contaminated by literature, by fiction. Really, what I want to do is
    impossible, for any listing of an endless series is doomed to be infinitesimal. In
    that single gigantic instant I saw millions of acts both delightful and awful; not
    one of them occupied the same point in space, without overlapping or
    transparency. What my eyes beheld was simultaneous, but what I shall now write
    down will be successive, because language is successive. Nonetheless, I’ll try to
    recollect what I can.
    On the back part of the step, toward the right, I saw a small iridescent sphere of
    almost unbearable brilliance. At first I thought it was revolving; then I realised
    that this movement was an illusion created by the dizzying world it bounded. The
    Aleph’s diameter was probably little more than an inch, but all space was there,
    actual and undiminished. Each thing (a mirror’s face, let us say) was infinite
    things, since I distinctly saw it from every angle of the universe. I saw the
    teeming sea; I saw daybreak and nightfall; I saw the multitudes of America; I saw
    a silvery cobweb in the center of a black pyramid; I saw a splintered labyrinth (it
    was London); I saw, close up, unending eyes watching themselves in me as in a
    mirror; I saw all the mirrors on earth and none of them reflected me; I saw in a
    backyard of Soler Street the same tiles that thirty years before I’d seen in the
    entrance of a house in Fray Bentos; I saw bunches of grapes, snow, tobacco, lodes
    of metal, steam; I saw convex equatorial deserts and each one of their grains of
    sand; I saw a woman in Inverness whom I shall never forget; I saw her tangled
    hair, her tall figure, I saw the cancer in her breast; I saw a ring of baked mud in a
    sidewalk, where before there had been a tree; I saw a summer house in Adrogué
    and a copy of the first English translation of Pliny — Philemon Holland’s — and
    all at the same time saw each letter on each page (as a boy, I used to marvel that
    the letters in a closed book did not get scrambled and lost overnight); I saw a
    sunset in Querétaro that seemed to reflect the colour of a rose in Bengal; I saw
    my empty bedroom; I saw in a closet in Alkmaar a terrestrial globe between two
    mirrors that multiplied it endlessly; I saw horses with flowing manes on a shore
    of the Caspian Sea at dawn; I saw the delicate bone structure of a hand; I saw the
    survivors of a battle sending out picture postcards; I saw in a showcase in
    Mirzapur a pack of Spanish playing cards; I saw the slanting shadows of ferns on
    a greenhouse floor; I saw tigers, pistons, bison, tides, and armies; I saw all the
    ants on the planet; I saw a Persian astrolabe; I saw in the drawer of a writing table
    (and the handwriting made me tremble) unbelievable, obscene, detailed letters,
    which Beatriz had written to Carlos Argentino; I saw a monument I worshipped
    in the Chacarita cemetery; I saw the rotted dust and bones that had once
    deliciously been Beatriz Viterbo; I saw the circulation of my own dark blood; I
    saw the coupling of love and the modification of death; I saw the Aleph from
    every point and angle, and in the Aleph I saw the earth and in the earth the Aleph
    and in the Aleph the earth; I saw my own face and my own bowels; I saw your
    face; and I felt dizzy and wept, for my eyes had seen that secret and conjectured
    object whose name is common to all men but which no man has looked upon —
    the unimaginable universe.
    I felt infinite wonder, infinite pity.
    “Feeling pretty cockeyed, are you, after so much spying into places where you
    have no business?” said a hated and jovial voice. “Even if you were to rack your
    brains, you couldn’t pay me back in a hundred years for this revelation. One hell
    of an observatory, eh, Borges?”
    Carlos Argentino’s feet were planted on the topmost step. In the sudden dim
    light, I managed to pick myself up and utter, “One hell of a — yes, one hell of a.”
    The matter-of-factness of my voice surprised me. Anxiously, Carlos Argentino
    went on.
    “Did you see everything — really clear, in colours?”
    At that moment I found my revenge. Kindly, openly pitying him, distraught,
    evasive, I thanked Carlos Argentino Daneri for the hospitality of his cellar and
    urged him to make the most of the demolition to get away from the pernicious
    metropolis, which spares no one — believe me, I told him, no one! Quietly and
    forcefully, I refused to discuss the Aleph. On saying goodbye, I embraced him
    and repeated that the country, that fresh air and quiet were the great physicians.
    Out on the street, going down the stairways inside Constitution Station, riding the
    subway, every one of the faces seemed familiar to me. I was afraid that not a
    single thing on earth would ever again surprise me; I was afraid I would never
    again be free of all I had seen. Happily, after a few sleepless nights, I was visited
    once more by oblivion.
    Postscript of March first, 1943 — Some six months after the pulling down of a
    certain building on Garay Street, Procrustes & Co., the publishers, not put off by
    the considerable length of Daneri’s poem, brought out a selection of its
    “Argentine sections”. It is redundant now to repeat what happened. Carlos
    Argentino Daneri won the Second National Prize for Literature. [“I received your
    pained congratulations,” he wrote me. “You rage, my poor friend, with envy, but
    you must confess — even if it chokes you! — that this time I have crowned my
    cap with the reddest of feathers; my turban with the most caliph of rubies.”] First
    Prize went to Dr. Aita; Third Prize, to Dr. Mario Bonfanti. Unbelievably, my own
    book The Sharper’s Cards did not get a single vote. Once again dullness and
    envy had their triumph! It’s been some time now that I’ve been trying to see
    Daneri; the gossip is that a second selection of the poem is about to be published.
    His felicitous pen (no longer cluttered by the Aleph) has now set itself the task of
    writing an epic on our national hero, General San Martín.
    I want to add two final observations: one, on the nature of the Aleph; the other,
    on its name. As is well known, the Aleph is the first letter of the Hebrew
    betabet. Its use for the strange sphere in my story may not be accidental. For the
    Kabbala, the letter stands for the En Soph, the pure and boundless godhead; it is
    also said that it takes the shape of a man pointing to both heaven and earth, in
    order to show that the lower world is the map and mirror of the higher; for
    Cantor’s Mengenlehre, it is the symbol of transfinite numbers, of which any part
    is as great as the whole. I would like to know whether Carlos Argentino chose
    that name or whether he read it — applied to another point where all points
    converge - - in one of the numberless texts that the Aleph in his cellar revealed to
    him. Incredible as it may seem, I believe that the Aleph of Garay Street was a
    false Aleph.
    Here are my reasons. Around 1867, Captain Burton held the post of British
    Consul in Brazil. In July, 1942, Pedro Henríquez Ureña came across a manuscript
    of Burton’s, in a library at Santos, dealing with the mirror which the Oriental
    world attributes to Iskander Zu al-Karnayn, or Alexander Bicornis of Macedonia.
    In its crystal the whole world was reflected. Burton mentions other similar
    devices — the sevenfold cup of Kai Kosru; the mirror that Tariq ibn-Ziyad found
    in a tower (Thousand and One Nights, 272); the mirror that Lucian of Samosata
    examined on the moon (True History, I, 26); the mirrorlike spear that the first
    book of Capella’s Satyricon attributes; Merlin’s universal mirror, which was
    “round and hollow... and seem’d a world of glas” (The Faerie Queene, III, 2, 19)
    — and adds this curious statement: “But the aforesaid objects (besides the
    disadvantage of not existing) are mere optical instruments. The Faithful who
    gather at the mosque of Amr, in Cairo, are acquainted with the fact that the entire
    universe lies inside one of the stone pillars that ring its central court... No one, of
    course, can actually see it, but those who lay an ear against the surface tell that
    after some short while they perceive its busy hum... The mosque dates from the
    seventh century; the pillars come from other temples of pre-Islamic religions,
    since, as ibn-Khaldun has written: ‘In nations founded by nomads, the aid of
    foreigners is essential in all concerning masonry.’“
    Does this Aleph exist in the heart of a stone? Did I see it there in the cellar when I
    saw all things, and have I now forgotten it? Our minds are porous and
    forgetfulness seeps in; I myself am distorting and losing, under the wearing away
    of the years, the face of Beatriz.
    El Aleph, 1945. Translation by Norman Thomas Di Giovanni
    in collaboration with the author.
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