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Your favorite Elton John Song?

  1. #1
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Faggot's confirmed

  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    Go fuck urself.
  3. #3
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol
  4. #4
    It's a toss up...
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  5. #5
    Nothing makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside like the knowledge that the delicious Donttellem doesn't want me to die in a fire...I think I'd walk through fire though for just a moment of her precious time.
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  6. #6
    OT..clearly the guy in the photos favorite EJ song is "I'm still standing"
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  7. #7
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nothing makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside like the knowledge that the delicious Donttellem doesn't want me to die in a fire…I think I'd walk through fire though for just a moment of her precious time.

    πŸ˜‹ So silly πŸ€—πŸ˜˜β€οΈ
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  9. #9
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
  10. #10
    Sub_Mod Houston
    Sub_Mod here,

    I clicked on this thread knowing this was what it was going to be a part. Op you're an assclown.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Sub_Mod Sub_Mod here,

    I clicked on this thread knowing this was what it was going to be a part.

    I've read that several times now and still none the wiser as to what you are saying...
  12. #12
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    What are you...stupid or something?

    lol
  13. #13
    Tesla Coil Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by stl1

    With great pain comes decent comedy- Jonathan Winters.
  14. #14
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Tesla Coil Faggot's confirmed


    Nice.
  15. #15
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Come on guy's ROCKET MAN.
  16. #16
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Goodbye Norma Jean....
    Though I never knew you at all!

    You had the grace to hold yourself
    While those around you crawled

    They crawled out of the woodwork!
    And they whispered into your brain!

    They set you on the treadmill
    And they made you change your name.... :/

    And it seems to me you lived your life
    Like a candle in the wind
    Never knowing who to cling to
    When the rain set in!

    And I would have liked to have known you
    But I was just a kid...

    Your candle burned out long before
    Your legend never did

    Loneliness was tough!
    The toughest role you ever played
    Hollywood created a superstar!

    And pain was the price you paid

    Even when you died...!

    Oh the press still hounded you
    All the papers had to say..
    Was that

    β€œMarilyn was found in the NUDE!”

    And it seems to me you lived your life
    Like a candle in the wind
    Never knowing who to cling to
    When the rain set in

    And I would have liked to have known you
    But I was just a kid

    Your candle burned out long before
    Your legend never did

    Goodbye Norma Jean!!!!
    Though I never knew you at all
    You had the grace to hold yourself
    While those around you crawled

    Goodbye Norma Jean
    From the young man in the twenty second row!!

    Who sees you as something more than sexual !
    More than just our Marilyn Monroe
    ...
    And it seems to me you lived your life
    Like a candle in the wind

    Never knowing who to cling to
    When the rain set in
    And I would have liked to have known you
    But I was just a kid

    Your candle burned out long before
    Your legend never did



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  17. #17
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    😍 He sang that at Princess Diana's funeral too.
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  18. #18
    CandyRein Black Hole
    😍❀️πŸ’₯
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