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Breakfast of Champions

  1. 2019-05-08 at 10:56 PM UTC
    #1
    Lanny Bird of Courage


    Beer and oatmeal together form a healthy breakfast and are a cornerstone of a well balanced diet
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  2. 2019-05-08 at 10:58 PM UTC
    #2
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    And an unbalanced shit!
  3. 2019-05-08 at 11:15 PM UTC
    #3
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hoppy oats
  4. 2019-05-08 at 11:18 PM UTC
    #4
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Erekshun And an unbalanced shit!

    my shit is balanced
    my checkbook is balanced
    your mom is balanced (on my dick)
  5. 2019-05-08 at 11:25 PM UTC
    #5
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Isn’t it like 4:30 pm?
  6. 2019-05-08 at 11:26 PM UTC
    #6
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Beef jerky in tabasco is the cereal of men.
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  7. 2019-05-09 at 12:17 AM UTC
    #7
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by -mal- Isn’t it like 4:30 pm?

    late afternoon snack of champions*
  8. 2019-05-09 at 12:42 AM UTC
    #8
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Real champions set their own breakfast time.
  9. 2019-05-09 at 1:25 AM UTC
    #9
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I eat oatmeal all the time, especially since I'm giving myself milk poisoning by frantically using as much as possible because of all the gas station milk coupons I got. I don't drink that much otherwise, but GOT DAMN 4 gallons of 2% milk each month for 1.78 each I mean.... AHGHHGA!

    I really hope they don't send me anymore milk coupons.
  10. 2019-05-09 at 1:27 AM UTC
    #10
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    A pound of bacon with lots of cheese melted on top over some doritos...whisky shots after every bite. True breakfast...or any meal for that matter.
  11. 2019-05-09 at 1:29 AM UTC
    #11
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    There is nothing wrong about beer and oats combination.
  12. 2019-05-09 at 3:56 AM UTC
    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dregs A pound of bacon with lots of cheese melted on top over some doritos…whisky shots after every bite. True breakfast…or any meal for that matter.

    good god

    bacon is way too expensive for what it is. I LIKE bacon, but it's not my favorite, and by right it should be as cheap as bologna and butt dogs, but its triple the price. no way jose
  13. 2019-05-09 at 3:58 AM UTC
    #13
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
  14. 2019-05-09 at 4:05 AM UTC
    #14
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Was hoping this thread was about Kurt Vonnegut being an idealist hack. Fuck your late afternoon carb overload. I bet your love handles hang like the jowels of a wrinkley old judge and your muffin top wiggles when you walk
  15. 2019-05-09 at 4:05 AM UTC
    #15
    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    i had oatmeal for breakfast today too, with blueberries and strawberries and almonds
  16. 2019-05-09 at 4:09 AM UTC
    #16
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Was hoping this thread was about Kurt Vonnegut being an idealist hack. Fuck your late afternoon carb overload. I bet your love handles hang like the jowels of a wrinkley old judge and your muffin top wiggles when you walk

    Oh drop your pseudo intellectual bullshit faggot. You posted that shit thinking you were gonna impress someone. Guess what, cum conductor: no one cares.
  17. 2019-05-09 at 4:16 AM UTC
    #17
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Oh drop your pseudo intellectual bullshit faggot. You posted that shit thinking you were gonna impress someone. Guess what, cum conductor: no one cares.

    That's really what I thought when I saw the thread title and saw it was by Lanny and I really didnt like the book but instead he's trying to be a super cool guy by drinking an alcoholic beverage earlier in the day than in socially accepted in many cultures.

    You're a faggot trying to white knight a carb based low protein and vitamin based breakfast, no wonder you've never read a 200 page book that spawned a 3 decade long meme

    Also beer in the afternoon is absolutely haram during Ramadan
  18. 2019-05-09 at 4:29 AM UTC
    #18
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo That's really what I thought when I saw the thread title and saw it was by Lanny and I really didnt like the book but instead he's trying to be a super cool guy by drinking an alcoholic beverage earlier in the day than in socially accepted in many cultures.

    You're a faggot trying to white knight a carb based low protein and vitamin based breakfast, no wonder you've never read a 200 page book that spawned a 3 decade long meme

    Also beer in the afternoon is absolutely haram during Ramadan

    Nigga shut the fuck up.
  19. 2019-05-09 at 4:38 AM UTC
    #19
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Nigga shut the fuck up.

    I can kill you so easily
  20. 2019-05-09 at 5 AM UTC
    #20
    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I can kill you so easily

    I'll cut your head off, skin it and skullfuck you in the name of Allah.
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